Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Jessica - Apr 22, 2009 7:47:51 am PDT #905 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bird's seething resentment at the suits at Warner is plastered on thickly in The Incredibles.

So what was his excuse for Ratatouille?


DavidS - Apr 22, 2009 7:50:42 am PDT #906 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe it's time to get Matlida hooked on Emporer's New Groove. It's never too early to introduce kids to the wonder that is Eartha Kitt, even in scary animated form.

Oh, she's already a big fan. Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.


Tom Scola - Apr 22, 2009 7:50:47 am PDT #907 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

So what was his excuse for Ratatouille?

That's just smug superiority.


Polter-Cow - Apr 22, 2009 7:51:48 am PDT #908 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.

Llama faaaaaaace.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 22, 2009 8:04:32 am PDT #909 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, she's already a big fan. Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.

Hilarious, though I'm sure it's not for JZ most of the time. Her role model should have been Patrick Warburton.


JZ - Apr 22, 2009 8:20:50 am PDT #910 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Nope, she's all about the petulance. Well, that and the little mi-mi-mi-mi-mi llama cryface.

Mister Spade, you and I have a score to settle. You broke my baby.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 22, 2009 8:22:36 am PDT #911 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Bad llama.


Ailleann - Apr 22, 2009 8:34:43 am PDT #912 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

What, what? Somebody's, somebody's throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?


DavidS - Apr 22, 2009 9:04:49 am PDT #913 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Her role model should have been Patrick Warburton.

I wish she'd be more Krunk-like and cook me some spinach puffs.

Or even emulate Pacha (Goodman) and his wife and kids.

I guess it could be worse. She could be taking after Yzma. But JZ does not contribute even an iota of Diva to the genetic mix, and my Evil Genius is fair to middling at best.

There is one Buffista child, though, who has exactly the right parentage to grow up to be Yzma.

::gazes towards Michigan...::


Sean K - Apr 22, 2009 9:34:33 am PDT #914 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, she's most of the way there already, David. At this point, I think her only remaining barrier to being Yzma is always having to do what Mommy and Daddy tell her to do. I'm sure that one day, they'll pay.