Maybe it's time to get Matlida hooked on Emporer's New Groove. It's never too early to introduce kids to the wonder that is Eartha Kitt, even in scary animated form.

Oh, she's already a big fan. Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.

So what was his excuse for Ratatouille?

That's just smug superiority.

Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.

Llama faaaaaaace.

Oh, she's already a big fan. Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.

Hilarious, though I'm sure it's not for JZ most of the time. Her role model should have been Patrick Warburton.

Nope, she's all about the petulance. Well, that and the little mi-mi-mi-mi-mi llama cryface.

Mister Spade, you and I have a score to settle. You broke my baby.

Bad llama.

What, what? Somebody's, somebody's throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?

Her role model should have been Patrick Warburton.

I wish she'd be more Krunk-like and cook me some spinach puffs.

Or even emulate Pacha (Goodman) and his wife and kids.

I guess it could be worse. She could be taking after Yzma. But JZ does not contribute even an iota of Diva to the genetic mix, and my Evil Genius is fair to middling at best.

There is one Buffista child, though, who has exactly the right parentage to grow up to be Yzma.

::gazes towards Michigan...::

Oh, she's most of the way there already, David. At this point, I think her only remaining barrier to being Yzma is always having to do what Mommy and Daddy tell her to do. I'm sure that one day, they'll pay.

Emeline would look fabulous in those Art Nouveau styled gowns and feathered headdresses.