Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Frankenbuddha - Apr 22, 2009 8:04:32 am PDT #909 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, she's already a big fan. Unfortunately, what she's picked up from that movie is how to be a sulky, petulant lama where she tells her mother "Just leave me alone!" in exactly the same voice as David Spade.

Hilarious, though I'm sure it's not for JZ most of the time. Her role model should have been Patrick Warburton.


JZ - Apr 22, 2009 8:20:50 am PDT #910 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Nope, she's all about the petulance. Well, that and the little mi-mi-mi-mi-mi llama cryface.

Mister Spade, you and I have a score to settle. You broke my baby.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 22, 2009 8:22:36 am PDT #911 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Bad llama.


Ailleann - Apr 22, 2009 8:34:43 am PDT #912 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

What, what? Somebody's, somebody's throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?


DavidS - Apr 22, 2009 9:04:49 am PDT #913 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Her role model should have been Patrick Warburton.

I wish she'd be more Krunk-like and cook me some spinach puffs.

Or even emulate Pacha (Goodman) and his wife and kids.

I guess it could be worse. She could be taking after Yzma. But JZ does not contribute even an iota of Diva to the genetic mix, and my Evil Genius is fair to middling at best.

There is one Buffista child, though, who has exactly the right parentage to grow up to be Yzma.

::gazes towards Michigan...::


Sean K - Apr 22, 2009 9:34:33 am PDT #914 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, she's most of the way there already, David. At this point, I think her only remaining barrier to being Yzma is always having to do what Mommy and Daddy tell her to do. I'm sure that one day, they'll pay.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2009 9:35:58 am PDT #915 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emeline would look fabulous in those Art Nouveau styled gowns and feathered headdresses.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 22, 2009 10:17:29 am PDT #916 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There is one Buffista child, though, who has exactly the right parentage to grow up to be Yzma.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!


sumi - Apr 22, 2009 11:01:10 am PDT #917 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

New Moon casting


Aims - Apr 23, 2009 4:38:04 am PDT #918 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

There is one Buffista child, though, who has exactly the right parentage to grow up to be Yzma.

::gazes towards Michigan...::

Muah-ha-ha!!!

Love Emperor's New Groove. Sadly, it is lacking a princess, and therefore holds no interest for Yon Punk these days. Maybe I'll force it on her this weekend.