Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Strega - Apr 12, 2010 7:26:34 pm PDT #7556 of 30000

I saw Terminator Salvation with my friend Marcia, and we both liked Worthington in that. Not in a "what a master thespian" way, but I thought he was charismatic. And normally we don't have the same taste in eye-candy at all. However, we have since discussed the fact that we seem to be the only people who liked him in that... or anything else.

But there is something weirdly generic about his face, 'cause I've seen pictures that I knew were of him, and I still was like, "Really? Huh. ...Oh, his hair's different!"


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 7:33:06 pm PDT #7557 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

However, we have since discussed the fact that we seem to be the only people who liked him in that... or anything else.

I also liked him in that. And I thought he was good in Avatar too. So...there's that.


Dana - Apr 12, 2010 7:33:34 pm PDT #7558 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I liked him better in Terminator better than anything else. Which I guess is something.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 8:48:07 pm PDT #7559 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anti-racebending. Let the uproar begin.


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 8:56:12 pm PDT #7560 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

...Well, well. That should be interesting. And/or awesome.


Strega - Apr 12, 2010 9:06:27 pm PDT #7561 of 30000

Let the uproar begin.

I don't think those noises from the gallery are uproar, exactly....


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 9:12:11 pm PDT #7562 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

100 Cheesiest movie lines.

Some of these are SO not cheesy.

  • "I'm too old for this shit."
  • "Get off my plane."
  • "Shit just got real." (okay, that whole move is cheese, but it's pretty)
  • "Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."
  • "Just in case we get killed I wanted to tell you you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."

I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN, MY KING

Fuck you, that's not cheesy.


javachik - Apr 12, 2010 9:20:11 pm PDT #7563 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

ita, you're adorable sometimes.

I mean, not as adorable as Pete, but pretty close.


Dana - Apr 12, 2010 9:24:50 pm PDT #7564 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

He's got space dementia!

It's a classic.


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 9:39:37 pm PDT #7565 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Some of these are SO not cheesy.

Man, MOST of those are not cheesy. They're just weird.

I can't believe "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" is an actual line in a non-porn movie. I'm not sure Shark Attack 3: Megalodon counts as a movie, but still.