Anti-racebending. Let the uproar begin.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 8:48:07 pm PDT #7559 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 8:56:12 pm PDT #7560 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
...Well, well. That should be interesting. And/or awesome.
Strega - Apr 12, 2010 9:06:27 pm PDT #7561 of 30000
Let the uproar begin.
I don't think those noises from the gallery are uproar, exactly....
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 9:12:11 pm PDT #7562 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some of these are SO not cheesy.
- "I'm too old for this shit."
- "Get off my plane."
- "Shit just got real." (okay, that whole move is cheese, but it's pretty)
- "Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."
- "Just in case we get killed I wanted to tell you you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN, MY KING
Fuck you, that's not cheesy.
javachik - Apr 12, 2010 9:20:11 pm PDT #7563 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
ita, you're adorable sometimes.
I mean, not as adorable as Pete, but pretty close.
Dana - Apr 12, 2010 9:24:50 pm PDT #7564 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
He's got space dementia!
It's a classic.
Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 9:39:37 pm PDT #7565 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some of these are SO not cheesy.
Man, MOST of those are not cheesy. They're just weird.
I can't believe "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" is an actual line in a non-porn movie. I'm not sure Shark Attack 3: Megalodon counts as a movie, but still.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 9:43:20 pm PDT #7566 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"You had me at hello." is cheesy. "I'm the king of the world" is cheesy. The box of chocolates line? Cheese-o-rama.
Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson? Drop your pants and prepare to be punished.
And Boromir, going out like a hero, so not cheesy.
::sniff::
::is not adorable::
::is just...right::
beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 4:22:29 am PDT #7567 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Anti-racebending. Let the uproar begin.
Brannagh did the same with Denzel in Much Ado, right? I don't remember any uproar then.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 4:29:38 am PDT #7568 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did you read the comments in the article?