Some of these are SO not cheesy.
Man, MOST of those are not cheesy. They're just weird.
I can't believe "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" is an actual line in a non-porn movie. I'm not sure
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
counts as a movie, but still.
"You had me at hello." is cheesy. "I'm the king of the world" is cheesy. The box of chocolates line? Cheese-o-rama.
Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson? Drop your pants and prepare to be punished.
And Boromir, going out like a hero, so not cheesy.
::sniff::
::is not adorable::
::is just...right::
Anti-racebending. Let the uproar begin.
Brannagh did the same with Denzel in Much Ado, right?
I don't remember any uproar then.
Did you read the comments in the article?
Did you read the comments in the article?
I really liked the one about how the majority of people in Africa are white. Don't know quite what point the commenter was trying to make, but I'm sure it was a good one.
(The
t sarcasm
tag goes without saying, right?)
I really liked the one about how the majority of people in Africa are white
Still, it amuses me when I hear stories of white people with family from Africa stare at someone and say, "Yes, I *am* an African American." It's such a "learn your world geography, idiot" moment. That also goes nicely when a black person from England--often with a classic Oxbridge accent--has to repeatedly point out that while they may be part African, they are by no means American. It's like some people have no other term for the black people they run into other than African American.
That said, I think the guy will make a terrific Norse god. Though I hope they trim down those side horns on the helmet. And I won't even go into my purist Viking rant of "the only helmet with horns found was a ceremonial one."
I can't believe "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" is an actual line in a non-porn movie. I'm not sure Shark Attack 3: Megalodon counts as a movie, but still.
I can't believe I knew what movie that was from before I got to that part of the paragraph.
The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
There's a lot of Arnold there. I'm just happy I couldn't identify most of those.
I'm just happy I couldn't identify most of those.
I was shocked I at how many I could, especially of his.