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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 9:39:37 pm PDT #7565 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Some of these are SO not cheesy.

Man, MOST of those are not cheesy. They're just weird.

I can't believe "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" is an actual line in a non-porn movie. I'm not sure Shark Attack 3: Megalodon counts as a movie, but still.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 9:43:20 pm PDT #7566 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"You had me at hello." is cheesy. "I'm the king of the world" is cheesy. The box of chocolates line? Cheese-o-rama.

Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson? Drop your pants and prepare to be punished.

And Boromir, going out like a hero, so not cheesy.

::sniff::

::is not adorable::

::is just...right::


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 4:22:29 am PDT #7567 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Anti-racebending. Let the uproar begin.

Brannagh did the same with Denzel in Much Ado, right? I don't remember any uproar then.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 4:29:38 am PDT #7568 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you read the comments in the article?


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 4:33:54 am PDT #7569 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Nope. Did a drive by.


Kate P. - Apr 13, 2010 5:48:15 am PDT #7570 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Did you read the comments in the article?

I really liked the one about how the majority of people in Africa are white. Don't know quite what point the commenter was trying to make, but I'm sure it was a good one.

(The t sarcasm tag goes without saying, right?)


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2010 6:18:14 am PDT #7571 of 30000
brillig

I really liked the one about how the majority of people in Africa are white

Still, it amuses me when I hear stories of white people with family from Africa stare at someone and say, "Yes, I *am* an African American." It's such a "learn your world geography, idiot" moment. That also goes nicely when a black person from England--often with a classic Oxbridge accent--has to repeatedly point out that while they may be part African, they are by no means American. It's like some people have no other term for the black people they run into other than African American.

That said, I think the guy will make a terrific Norse god. Though I hope they trim down those side horns on the helmet. And I won't even go into my purist Viking rant of "the only helmet with horns found was a ceremonial one."


P.M. Marc - Apr 13, 2010 7:01:23 am PDT #7572 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I can't believe "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" is an actual line in a non-porn movie. I'm not sure Shark Attack 3: Megalodon counts as a movie, but still.

I can't believe I knew what movie that was from before I got to that part of the paragraph.


megan walker - Apr 13, 2010 7:36:24 am PDT #7573 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

There's a lot of Arnold there. I'm just happy I couldn't identify most of those.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:42:39 am PDT #7574 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm just happy I couldn't identify most of those.

I was shocked I at how many I could, especially of his.