Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.

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DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:41:22 am PST #7061 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who needs product placement?

I'm waiting for the Pepsi Light movie.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:42:50 am PST #7062 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was that Budweiser that had those frogs in those commercials? They should make a movie about them. Where they get eaten by snakes.

Corporate mascot snuff films! It'll be the hot new trend!


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:45:48 am PST #7063 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm trying to think what corporate mascot I'd most like to see snuff it.

I vote: Geico caveman.

I like the Geico Gecko though.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:47:15 am PST #7064 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm trying to think what corporate mascot I'd most like to see snuff it.

Ronald McDonald. Or Snuggles.

And that Trix rabbit is pretty annoying.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:48:16 am PST #7065 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or Snuggles.

Is that the creepy demon spawn bear?


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:49:33 am PST #7066 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that the creepy demon spawn bear?

Yeah. For some fabric softener.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:50:23 am PST #7067 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Right. With the giggle from hell.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 04, 2010 6:51:04 am PST #7068 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And that Trix rabbit is pretty annoying.

But if you watch Robot Chicken you know he gets what's coming to him.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:51:29 am PST #7069 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, I don't want that Taco Bell Chihuahua to snuff it. But maybe he can try to save Snuggles but fail, and then go through a nightmarish descent into booze and drugs....


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:55:06 am PST #7070 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Where is Spuds McKenzie now?

In a somewhat sideways segue, the pop artist SHAG did a fantastic portrait mimicking the Last Supper using nothing but well-brand liquor mascots (i.e., Old Crow whiskey et al.)