You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


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Aims - Feb 11, 2010 6:00:09 pm PST #6763 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When they're sitting down at dinner! And he likes the smell of old people and soap! And he found HIS OHANA!!


bon bon - Feb 11, 2010 6:37:33 pm PST #6764 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

No idea, ita; what Matt said was far enough upthread that I forgot about it.


DavidS - Feb 11, 2010 7:13:32 pm PST #6765 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When they're sitting down at dinner! And he likes the smell of old people and soap! And he found HIS OHANA!!

I don't like overexplaining backstory that kills the mystery on what is an essentially mysterious man.


Hayden - Feb 11, 2010 7:26:05 pm PST #6766 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

do arrogant narcissistic crazy people die in it?

Nope, but it is a documentary about somewhat crazy people directed by Herzog. It's awesome.


Tom Scola - Feb 12, 2010 3:09:01 am PST #6767 of 30000
hwæt

Werner Herzog Reads Mike Mulligan And His Steam Shovel

Werner Herzog Reads Curious George


Aims - Feb 12, 2010 3:49:53 am PST #6768 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't like overexplaining backstory that kills the mystery on what is an essentially mysterious man.

Well you're just a big, cranky, non-magical POLAR BEAR!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 12, 2010 5:56:55 am PST #6769 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Do you know how that plotlet actually plays out?

What I've heard is that Julia Roberts only briefly speaks to Bradley Cooper on a plane where they're seated together. They are not a couple, they do not date, and Cooper is traveling to visit Eric Dane, his closeted NFL player boyfriend. So apparently the big twist they're playing up on the PR circuit is "OMG! GAY PEOPLE EXIST!!!1!" not that Julia finds out her man has a boyfriend on the side .


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2010 6:13:15 am PST #6770 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. If it's not a twist for the audience, then I don't get the point other than being promo chickenshit.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2010 6:27:36 am PST #6771 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well you're just a big, cranky, non-magical POLAR BEAR!!

What's magic about turning Dracula/Sauron into a freakin' dentist?


Aims - Feb 12, 2010 6:36:26 am PST #6772 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Not that part - the part where Willy goes home and has dinner with Charlie's family. Just that little part.