Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


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Hayden - Feb 11, 2010 7:26:05 pm PST #6766 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

do arrogant narcissistic crazy people die in it?

Nope, but it is a documentary about somewhat crazy people directed by Herzog. It's awesome.


Tom Scola - Feb 12, 2010 3:09:01 am PST #6767 of 30000
hwæt

Werner Herzog Reads Mike Mulligan And His Steam Shovel

Werner Herzog Reads Curious George


Aims - Feb 12, 2010 3:49:53 am PST #6768 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't like overexplaining backstory that kills the mystery on what is an essentially mysterious man.

Well you're just a big, cranky, non-magical POLAR BEAR!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 12, 2010 5:56:55 am PST #6769 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Do you know how that plotlet actually plays out?

What I've heard is that Julia Roberts only briefly speaks to Bradley Cooper on a plane where they're seated together. They are not a couple, they do not date, and Cooper is traveling to visit Eric Dane, his closeted NFL player boyfriend. So apparently the big twist they're playing up on the PR circuit is "OMG! GAY PEOPLE EXIST!!!1!" not that Julia finds out her man has a boyfriend on the side .


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2010 6:13:15 am PST #6770 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. If it's not a twist for the audience, then I don't get the point other than being promo chickenshit.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2010 6:27:36 am PST #6771 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well you're just a big, cranky, non-magical POLAR BEAR!!

What's magic about turning Dracula/Sauron into a freakin' dentist?


Aims - Feb 12, 2010 6:36:26 am PST #6772 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Not that part - the part where Willy goes home and has dinner with Charlie's family. Just that little part.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 12, 2010 6:45:33 am PST #6773 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What's magic about turning Dracula/Sauron into a freakin' dentist?

Psst, Hec. Saruman. Sauron was played by a suit of armour and then a flaming yoni.

And Dracula could use the dental work.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2010 6:46:39 am PST #6774 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

the part where Willy goes home and has dinner with Charlie's family. Just that little part.

I hate that part! The earlier version is much better. The plot actually makes sense and it comes down to Charlie making a choice which defines him. In the Burton Wonka we get a needless, over-explainy, here's-10-minutes-of-my-last-therapy-session, backstory. Willy Wonka does not need a conventional finds-a-family plot resolution. He's much more intriguing as the slightly sinister figure portrayed by Gene Wilder.

The Burton Wonka (which has its virtues) pours simple syrup over the main character.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2010 6:47:55 am PST #6775 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Psst, Hec. Saruman. Sauron was played by a suit of armour and then a flaming yoni.

Oops.

Remember the days of the flaming yoni? Good times.

Allyson going off on LoTR is second only to her deconstruction of the Green Lantern mythos.