Taye Diggs and Brandon Routh playing vampires in an upcoming movie.
Man, when are they going to get some pretty people in these vampire movies and shows?
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
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DavidS - Mar 25, 2009 9:57:14 am PDT #576 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Strix - Mar 25, 2009 10:06:13 am PDT #577 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I know! I looked at that photo of him and all these weird shivers and burning feelings went through my body. That IS what disgust feels like, right?
DavidS - Mar 25, 2009 10:11:07 am PDT #578 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That IS what disgust feels like, right?
It might be more like revulsion.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2009 11:31:02 am PDT #579 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is this movie wrong? Or is it wrong but it just doesn't matter?
"Three Stooges" Film Cast: Sean Penn, Jim Carrey & Benicio Del Toro
le nubian - Mar 25, 2009 11:34:05 am PDT #580 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
That IS what disgust feels like, right?
I don't think "disgust" means what you think it means.
Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2009 11:44:18 am PDT #581 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Three Stooges" Film Cast: Sean Penn, Jim Carrey & Benicio Del Toro
Did Variety switch places with The Onion ?
Strix - Mar 25, 2009 12:53:49 pm PDT #582 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I don't think "disgust" means what you think it means.
Ze language skills, zey are, the, how do you say? Rusty?
Oh, yes, it is the lust! Ze lust for ze pretty!
(Forgive me; I am silly today. Blame the allergy pills.)
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2009 3:03:25 pm PDT #583 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ya know, that Three Stooges casting is just SO off the wall, I think I'd need to see it. Given how well Carrey channelled Andy Kaufmann, I'm intrigued by how he'd channel Curly.
JZ - Mar 25, 2009 3:12:17 pm PDT #584 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
But aren't they all, like, nine feet taller than the actual Stooges? They had huge personalities but physically they were tiny, tiny little men.
§ ita § - Mar 25, 2009 3:15:32 pm PDT #585 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They can just use bigger cameras.