I don't think "disgust" means what you think it means.
Ze language skills, zey are, the, how do you say? Rusty?
Oh, yes, it is the lust! Ze lust for ze pretty!
(Forgive me; I am silly today. Blame the allergy pills.)
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
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Strix - Mar 25, 2009 12:53:49 pm PDT #582 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2009 3:03:25 pm PDT #583 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ya know, that Three Stooges casting is just SO off the wall, I think I'd need to see it. Given how well Carrey channelled Andy Kaufmann, I'm intrigued by how he'd channel Curly.
JZ - Mar 25, 2009 3:12:17 pm PDT #584 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
But aren't they all, like, nine feet taller than the actual Stooges? They had huge personalities but physically they were tiny, tiny little men.
§ ita § - Mar 25, 2009 3:15:32 pm PDT #585 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They can just use bigger cameras.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2009 3:28:47 pm PDT #586 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Of course, the big question is, are the Farrelly Bros doing a bio-pic (ala the Mel Gibson produced TV one a few years back) or A Three Stooges movie?
Anyone who's seen Carlito's Way KNOWS Sean Penn can do Larry, at least looks-wise (although I couldn't stop seeing him as Hyde from That 70s Show).
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2009 3:31:00 pm PDT #587 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
are the Farrelly Bros doing a bio-pic
No.
A Three Stooges movie?
Yes.
Fred Pete - Mar 26, 2009 4:38:30 am PDT #588 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not much of a Three Stooges fan, so I don't have the most credibility here. But I can't see their shtick working for an entire feature-length film. Slapstick works better in smallish doses.
On the other hand, if any current actor can channel the Three Stooges spirit, it's probably Jim Carrey.
SailAweigh - Mar 26, 2009 5:31:45 am PDT #589 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'm afraid to tell my brother about a Three Stooges movie. He'd probably stage a protest in front of the film studio. He'd think it sacrilige to try and recreate what he considers the most classic show on TV.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 26, 2009 10:11:02 am PDT #590 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I forget, have we seen this yet?
The fact that the Jim Henson Creature Shop is doing the suit/animatronic work makes me feel about 100x better about this being made.
Polter-Cow - Mar 26, 2009 12:00:08 pm PDT #591 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So remember how we were talking about Crank: High Voltage ?
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