If Mansquito wasn't on that list, it's not a valid list.
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
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Theodosia - Aug 10, 2009 11:40:49 am PDT #3497 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 11:43:40 am PDT #3498 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
What about Scream Blacula Scream?
edit: I just remembered Amy's Orgasm. I swear that movie would have made more money if people weren't embarassed to buy tickets. We had it showing the same week as Sex and Lucia and people called up to complain that our marquee was offensive.
Jesse - Aug 10, 2009 11:56:00 am PDT #3499 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What about Surf Nazis Must Die??
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:00:37 pm PDT #3500 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
What about Surf Ninjas ?
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:06:16 pm PDT #3501 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
2 Fast 2 Furious
Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2009 12:42:57 pm PDT #3502 of 30000
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Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity.
Such a disappointing movie, they tried to do it serious. And when the Penthouse Pet who's the star takes off her clothes and you wonder where her cleavage went, something is wrong. Honestly, she had tits when she had the shirt on, and she looked like a starved twelve-year-old boy without the shirt. Minus the dick.
Strega - Aug 10, 2009 1:30:23 pm PDT #3503 of 30000
I've never heard of "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter."
I have it on DVD. It was a gift. Shut up.
I like how that write-up mentions that Lupton was a couple of years older than Jesse James was when he died, like that's the biggest problem with it.
Juliebird - Aug 10, 2009 2:00:25 pm PDT #3504 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Minus the dick
Oh god, what was that summer camp movie from the 70's or 80's where one of the female characters turns out to be a guy or a hemaphrodite? Childhood mental scars are resurfacing.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 2:01:37 pm PDT #3505 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think it was one of the Friday the 13th sequels.
Strega - Aug 10, 2009 2:02:51 pm PDT #3506 of 30000
Sleepaway Camp.