One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2009 9:28:36 am PDT #3493 of 30000
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WTF? "The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini"

Seen it. Part of the Beach Party Bingo oeuvre, Frankie and Annette. Basil Rathbone obviously needing to pay his bills is in it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 10, 2009 9:31:24 am PDT #3494 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It was on a double bill with "Billy the Kid versus Dracula". Seriously.

Isn't that the one that had Jack Palance as Dracula?


Fred Pete - Aug 10, 2009 9:45:07 am PDT #3495 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

It was on a double bill with "Billy the Kid versus Dracula".

TCM showed the two as a double feature on their "TCM Underground" feature. Two truly wild movies.

And I agree with the blogger that Phffft! falls into the "when bad titles happen to good movies" category. First of all, any comedy that stars both Jack Lemmon and Judy Holliday can't be too bad.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2009 9:48:28 am PDT #3496 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Isn't that the one that had Jack Palance as Dracula?

I think it was John Carradine.


Theodosia - Aug 10, 2009 11:40:49 am PDT #3497 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

If Mansquito wasn't on that list, it's not a valid list.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 11:43:40 am PDT #3498 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

What about Scream Blacula Scream?

edit: I just remembered Amy's Orgasm. I swear that movie would have made more money if people weren't embarassed to buy tickets. We had it showing the same week as Sex and Lucia and people called up to complain that our marquee was offensive.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2009 11:56:00 am PDT #3499 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What about Surf Nazis Must Die??


Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:00:37 pm PDT #3500 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What about Surf Ninjas ?


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:06:16 pm PDT #3501 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

2 Fast 2 Furious


Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2009 12:42:57 pm PDT #3502 of 30000
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Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity.

Such a disappointing movie, they tried to do it serious. And when the Penthouse Pet who's the star takes off her clothes and you wonder where her cleavage went, something is wrong. Honestly, she had tits when she had the shirt on, and she looked like a starved twelve-year-old boy without the shirt. Minus the dick.