Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Zenkitty - Dec 22, 2015 6:08:36 pm PST #29591 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

JJ's explanation is that R2 magically woke up at a emotionally convenient point in the story, and had been helpfully carrying around all the maps everyone needed for 38 years. Yeah, I'm good with that.


Atropa - Dec 22, 2015 8:11:50 pm PST #29592 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Having read the phrase "the robot version of crushing depression" (thanks, EW!), I stand by my opinion that R2D2 was sulking.


DCJensen - Dec 22, 2015 10:05:01 pm PST #29593 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Daniel, your last pairing is spoilery.

Which one, the one I had white fonted, or the one I just added white font to?


DCJensen - Dec 22, 2015 10:09:28 pm PST #29594 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I think that R2D2 actually was programmed to wake in the presence of Rey. I suspected at the end that she is Luke's daughter.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 23, 2015 12:52:54 am PST #29595 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think I'm going to see it earlier than planned, as my cousin Betsy (whose taste in entertainment mirrors mine almost perfectly) absolutely loved it and I want to be able to discuss it with her at the family gathering Thursday afternoon.


Jon B. - Dec 23, 2015 5:47:11 am PST #29596 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Interesting fan theory about Kylo Ren. Basically, emo boy is in deep cover.


Zenkitty - Dec 23, 2015 6:29:32 am PST #29597 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Interesting theory. I wish I believed JJ was that deep, because I'd like to believe Han died for a good reason.


Polter-Cow - Dec 23, 2015 6:39:51 am PST #29598 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It is quite interesting, though I don't know if it'll pan out. It is very REN KILLS HANBLEDORE.


Jon B. - Dec 23, 2015 6:44:14 am PST #29599 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

It is very

Oh, snap, it is!


Polter-Cow - Dec 23, 2015 6:53:08 am PST #29600 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My newly Ren-obsessed friend has been referring to him as Snape in space so THIS WOULD TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.