Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Sophia Brooks - Aug 06, 2015 6:05:05 am PDT #29307 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I hate violence, so that is a no.


Gris - Aug 06, 2015 8:22:35 am PDT #29308 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I did mean winter soldier. Yes. Too many subtitles!


juliana - Aug 06, 2015 4:02:52 pm PDT #29309 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We've watched Kingsman and Lucy in the past week, and both of them were just... so bad. I was less actively annoyed after Kingsman, but ptui on both.

(The violence in Kingsman didn't bother me, surprisingly. Probably because it was so completely over the top. Lucy did bother me, though.)


P.M. Marc - Aug 06, 2015 8:28:13 pm PDT #29310 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Lucy is best watched while intoxicated and with the mindset that Luc Besson got really fucking high and tried to make a nature documentary based on shit he pulled out of his ass while musing about the Nature of Humanity.

My only regret watching it is that we didn't ingest the stuff earlier in the evening.

Though that made our rewatch of the Losers EPIC.


Calli - Aug 07, 2015 1:51:49 am PDT #29311 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I kind of enjoyed Lucy, but I had to shut my brain off to do so.


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2015 4:54:42 am PDT #29312 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I kind of enjoyed Lucy, but I had to shut my brain off to do so.

I hate the whole "we only use 10% of our brains" nonsense and I know Lucy uses this to explain her powers. How often do they talk about this crap? Because I could tolerate some mentions....


juliana - Aug 07, 2015 5:05:40 am PDT #29313 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

How often do they talk about this crap?

Often. It's Morgan Freeman's entire area of research and Lucy's brain access percentage is used as interstitial title cards.

I have to give Luc Besson some credit though - his movies are always interesting in some way. Both Fifth Element and Lucy wonder about humanity's next step, but I think Lucy is much more grim. And Lucy herself is very much the anti-Leeloo.


sj - Aug 07, 2015 5:14:51 am PDT #29314 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hate the whole "we only use 10% of our brains" nonsense and I know Lucy uses this to explain her powers. How often do they talk about this crap? Because I could tolerate some mentions....

This is why I never watched it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2015 5:16:42 am PDT #29315 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That and Scarlett Johansson wearing only one blank facial expression throughout the whole trailer no matter what was going on kept me away.


EpicTangent - Aug 07, 2015 7:52:56 am PDT #29316 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

How often do they talk about this crap?

CON. STANT. LY.

I did a little inner asterisk to keep from screaming.

MOVIE: "Blah blah only ten percent blah."

MY INNER MONOLOGUE: " *at one time."

I mostly enjoyed the movie, but you do need to go in with part of your brain (90%?) turned off.