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We've watched Kingsman and Lucy in the past week, and both of them were just... so bad. I was less actively annoyed after Kingsman, but ptui on both.
(The violence in Kingsman didn't bother me, surprisingly. Probably because it was so completely over the top. Lucy did bother me, though.)
Lucy is best watched while intoxicated and with the mindset that Luc Besson got really fucking high and tried to make a nature documentary based on shit he pulled out of his ass while musing about the Nature of Humanity.
My only regret watching it is that we didn't ingest the stuff earlier in the evening.
Though that made our rewatch of the Losers EPIC.
I kind of enjoyed Lucy, but I had to shut my brain off to do so.
I kind of enjoyed Lucy, but I had to shut my brain off to do so.
I hate the whole "we only use 10% of our brains" nonsense and I know Lucy uses this to explain her powers. How often do they talk about this crap? Because I could tolerate some mentions....
How often do they talk about this crap?
Often. It's Morgan Freeman's entire area of research and Lucy's brain access percentage is used as interstitial title cards.
I have to give Luc Besson some credit though - his movies are always interesting in some way. Both Fifth Element and Lucy wonder about humanity's next step, but I think Lucy is much more grim. And Lucy herself is very much the anti-Leeloo.
I hate the whole "we only use 10% of our brains" nonsense and I know Lucy uses this to explain her powers. How often do they talk about this crap? Because I could tolerate some mentions....
This is why I never watched it.
That and Scarlett Johansson wearing only one blank facial expression throughout the whole trailer no matter what was going on kept me away.
How often do they talk about this crap?
CON. STANT. LY.
I did a little inner asterisk to keep from screaming.
MOVIE: "Blah blah only ten percent blah."
MY INNER MONOLOGUE: " *at one time."
I mostly enjoyed the movie, but you do need to go in with part of your brain (90%?) turned off.
snerk
I more-or-less watched Lucy on TV (while simultaneously playing on my iPad) because Hubs wanted to see it. Decent enough mindless amusement. Although if you tried to take it seriously, I suppose it could be pretty good unintentional comedy.