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Jessica - Jul 05, 2015 4:31:18 am PDT #29250 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

there's definitely the bones of an interesting story in the prequels

This is what makes them so frustrating - they're not just bad, they're disappointing because AotC especially really does have a good movie in there, it's just buried under 2 hours of "I hate sand" and galactic C-SPAN.

Kalshane - Jul 05, 2015 5:35:14 am PDT #29251 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I think Lucas was trying to show a somewhat realistic (in a universe with magic space samurai) fall of an empire--there's more to it than just a bad guy deciding to take over--but his own limitations as a writer and director and his love of special effects spectacles got in his way.

It also didn't help that instead of the Tragic Fall of Anakin Skywalker that we'd been imagining since the reveal at the end of Empire we instead got Whiny Jerk Decides to be an Even Bigger Jerk and Kill All His Friends.

ETA: Which also ends up taking away from the original trilogy in how we perceive Vader and makes his eventual redemption far less satisfying.

Burrell - Jul 05, 2015 6:35:39 am PDT #29252 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

AotC especially really does have a good movie in there, it's just buried under 2 hours of "I hate sand" and galactic C-SPAN.

Jessica, your pithy, one-line movie reviews have spoiled me for any others. Pure genius!

Dana - Jul 05, 2015 6:54:58 am PDT #29253 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Attack of the Clones is a pretty good movie for Padme, who gets to run around shooting things. And then in Revenge of the Sith, she just simpers and cries and dies of a broken heart.

Una - Jul 05, 2015 7:55:50 am PDT #29254 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

So annoyed at Padme's role in RotS. "Annoyed" isn't actually a strong enough word, but it's morning.

It also didn't help that instead of the Tragic Fall of Anakin Skywalker that we'd been imagining since the reveal at the end of Empire we instead got Whiny Jerk Decides to be an Even Bigger Jerk and Kill All His Friends.

Another really excellent one-line review!!

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 05, 2015 8:50:03 am PDT #29255 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Unconvincing CGI Yoda vs. Darth Sidious in the galaxy's biggest game of Dodgeball didn't help matters either. They really fell down on making a gripping fencing duel between a normal human-sized figure and one the size of a Yorkie - Sidious had to lean down to make their lightsabers touch. By all rights he should have had both legs amputated at mid-calf after the first rush.

Dana - Jul 05, 2015 1:03:11 pm PDT #29256 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Man, Yoda's first appearance when Luke finds him on Dagobah is hilarious. He's fucking with Luke so much.

Jessica - Jul 05, 2015 1:38:41 pm PDT #29257 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Jessica, your pithy, one-line movie reviews have spoiled me for any others. Pure genius!

**blushing**

Una - Jul 05, 2015 1:50:14 pm PDT #29258 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

Ugh, ping-pong Yoda. Eyes rolling forever.

DavidS - Jul 05, 2015 7:14:50 pm PDT #29259 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hence the Sith Academy fic universe. I wrote my first fanfic for this, back in the 90s.

That was the young Rebecca Lizard's entre into fandom too, as I recall.

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