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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai

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Una - Jul 05, 2015 7:55:50 am PDT #29254 of 30000

when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

So annoyed at Padme's role in RotS. "Annoyed" isn't actually a strong enough word, but it's morning.

It also didn't help that instead of the Tragic Fall of Anakin Skywalker that we'd been imagining since the reveal at the end of Empire we instead got Whiny Jerk Decides to be an Even Bigger Jerk and Kill All His Friends.

Another really excellent one-line review!!

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 05, 2015 8:50:03 am PDT #29255 of 30000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Unconvincing CGI Yoda vs. Darth Sidious in the galaxy's biggest game of Dodgeball didn't help matters either. They really fell down on making a gripping fencing duel between a normal human-sized figure and one the size of a Yorkie - Sidious had to lean down to make their lightsabers touch. By all rights he should have had both legs amputated at mid-calf after the first rush.

Dana - Jul 05, 2015 1:03:11 pm PDT #29256 of 30000

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Man, Yoda's first appearance when Luke finds him on Dagobah is hilarious. He's fucking with Luke so much.

Jessica - Jul 05, 2015 1:38:41 pm PDT #29257 of 30000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Jessica, your pithy, one-line movie reviews have spoiled me for any others. Pure genius!

**blushing**

Una - Jul 05, 2015 1:50:14 pm PDT #29258 of 30000

when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

Ugh, ping-pong Yoda. Eyes rolling forever.

DavidS - Jul 05, 2015 7:14:50 pm PDT #29259 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hence the Sith Academy fic universe. I wrote my first fanfic for this, back in the 90s.

That was the young Rebecca Lizard's entre into fandom too, as I recall.

Scrappy - Jul 05, 2015 8:44:42 pm PDT #29260 of 30000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We saw "The Overnight" tonight. Really charming and some wonderful performances. Also, male frontal nudity galore--even though the penises (for plot reasons) were prosthetics. If it shows near you an you like a sexy and surprisingly tender relationship comedy--go! Also, I am in love with Adam Scott now.

dcp - Jul 07, 2015 5:37:33 pm PDT #29261 of 30000

The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Fun Google Doodle today.

Tom Scola - Jul 08, 2015 5:30:01 am PDT #29262 of 30000

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Awww, crap. The Dissolve is folding.

DavidS - Jul 08, 2015 8:59:25 pm PDT #29263 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So that's where all the writers I liked at AVClub went. And are now unemployed.

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