That...is not what I would expect from the trailers. Huh.
I'll probably still see it, though.
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Steph L. - Feb 13, 2015 5:40:38 am PST #28470 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2015 6:17:22 am PST #28471 of 30000
brillig
Well, it's always nice to see places where I can save money .
Zenkitty - Feb 13, 2015 7:00:19 am PST #28472 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Thanks,Tom. That's the one. I won't be seeing it. Man,I am really glad for that warning.I would have been mad to have paid for that.
sumi - Feb 13, 2015 8:06:32 am PST #28473 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Oh, that sucks.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 13, 2015 8:56:50 am PST #28474 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I was already dubious, but that just convinced me to hop on board the Wachowski's Crazy Train instead this weekend. Or maybe that Jeff Bridges trainwreck - it looks vaguely similar to Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, so there's an off chance some campy fun might be hidden inside.
Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2015 8:58:06 am PST #28475 of 30000
brillig
it looks vaguely similar to Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, so there's an off chance some campy fun might be hidden inside.
Or Jeremy Renner's naked backside?
Edit: What, so I watched the scene at the pond two or three times, so what?
SailAweigh - Feb 13, 2015 8:58:34 am PST #28476 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'm heading off to the Crazy Train with friends on Sunday. I expect there to be a lot of popcorn on the floor at the showing.
Steph L. - Feb 13, 2015 9:03:46 am PST #28477 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Charlie Jane's review of Kingsman on i09 says that it's "psychotically violent" and compared it to Kick Ass and the other Millar movie (Wanted, I think?).
See, I'm totally okay with the [spoilery] ending, because the description sounds cartoonishly OTT, but when the rest of the movie is described as "psychotically violent," like Kick Ass, I'm going to have to nope out of it. I can't handle that shit.
Maybe we will have to see the Wachowskis' Crazy Train after all.
sumi - Feb 13, 2015 9:09:27 am PST #28478 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Crazy Train is very pretty.
Jessica - Feb 13, 2015 9:40:10 am PST #28479 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If you think you ever might want to see Jupiter Standing Around Until Channing Tatum Rescues Her*, see it in 3D on a really big screen so you can at least appreciate the pretty.
(* I kid, I kid, There's one scene where she climbs a ladder, so the actual title is quite apt.)