Jessica, yes! My friend and I both lost it at that one.
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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That scene perfectly encapsulates the core problem with this movie, too - absolutely gorgeous visuals that are 100% destroyed as soon as anyone opens their mouth. Except Eddie Redmayne, who understands.
But it passes the Bechdel test!
But it passes the Bechdel test!
....yay....
So in this Kingsman movie, is most of the focus on Colin Firth's character, or on the kid with the annoying voice who plays Millar's stock snotnose punk protagonist?
I have been conned into go to see 50 Shades tomorrow. It is a testament to my friendship with K that I am doing this. So, I think I will need a drinking game to get through the movie. I'm afraid to Google.
When something onscreen makes you want to drink, drink?
Suzi, smuggle in some rum. I hear it's even worse than I thought.
Regarding Kingsman, I read a disturbing spoiler about the end of the movie and I don't want to go see it if it's true. When someone here has seen the movie, I would like to know if it's true.
No need to smuggle in booze (though I may bring my flask anyw) as the theater we are going to delivers alcohol to your seat.
I have incredibly low expectations. At this point I'm hoping it is so bad that everyone will be laughing at it.