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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Jessica - Dec 04, 2012 3:51:51 am PST #22971 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If anyone goes to a screening or opening weekend show of The Hobbit I'd love a "should I take the kids" review.

I'm seeing it Thursday, will report back.

I found Russell Crowe's inability to hit the notes to be distracting beyond the point where his acting would have mattered. I just wanted to run up to the screen, pat him on the diaphragm and shout "SING FROM HERE DAMNIT." You know that thing in every high school musical ever where one kid in the case who can't hit a low (or high) note just shouts the line instead? Audiences should not have to put up with that in a professional fucking production.

To be fair to Amanda Seyfried, Cosette is sort of a problematic character in that she is necessary, but doesn't as an adult have a very compelling story

Yeah, I'm honestly not sure what an actress can bring to adult Cosette other than a pretty voice, which Seyfried has. She's just not a very interesting character.


sumi - Dec 04, 2012 4:17:00 am PST #22972 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Plus - doesn't Russell Crowe have a band that actually goes out and performs??


Jessica - Dec 04, 2012 4:26:00 am PST #22973 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Plus - doesn't Russell Crowe have a band that actually goes out and performs??

I assume the songs he performs in his band are written in a key he can sing.


sumi - Dec 04, 2012 4:27:05 am PST #22974 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

But. . . technique, shouldn't he have some?


Jesse - Dec 04, 2012 4:56:09 am PST #22975 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shouting is a legit bar-band technique!


Sophia Brooks - Dec 04, 2012 5:04:15 am PST #22976 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I actually prefer shout singing to vibrato, but I realize that is my prejudice. I can't even deal with Phantom because Sarah Brightman. She is number 4 on my most hated things list.

To bring it back to movies, my most hated thing is when people take a song like Grease's 'There Are Worse Things..." and turn it into a crazy showcase belt number.


Kalshane - Dec 04, 2012 5:36:24 am PST #22977 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

To be fair to Amanda Seyfried, Cosette is sort of a problematic character in that she is necessary, but doesn't as an adult have a very compelling story or acting objective, compared to almost every major or minor character. I don't really know what to do with it, either.

I agree, Cosette has always been more plot device than character. Seyfried's singing in that clip just doesn't help with a song I already didn't care much for. (Though, thinking about it, all of Cosette's songs are at the bottom of the list for me.) I don't have an opinion of her one way or another as an actress.


megan walker - Dec 04, 2012 7:45:00 am PST #22978 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I can't even deal with Phantom because Sarah Brightman. She is number 4 on my most hated things list.

In Phantom? Or overall?

Dying to know #1-3.

Re: The Hobbit. Rereading, I find myself wondering how they are getting multiple movies, let alone 3-hour ones.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2012 7:49:03 am PST #22979 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Apparently the unexpected party goes on for 45 minutes.


megan walker - Dec 04, 2012 7:51:10 am PST #22980 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I guess that's what happens when you don't plan well.