Hansel and Gretel trailer: [link]
OH JEREMY RENNER NO.
What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!
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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Vonnie K - Sep 04, 2012 2:06:55 pm PDT #22390 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Polter-Cow - Sep 04, 2012 2:10:06 pm PDT #22391 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That looks like it could be awesome but will probably be terrible.
askye - Sep 04, 2012 2:40:12 pm PDT #22392 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
That looks like cheesy fun.
Zenkitty - Sep 04, 2012 2:47:23 pm PDT #22393 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jeremy Renner, what in the name of Odin made you agree to do that movie? You've just done Avengers and Bourne! You're past having to make terrible movies!
Vonnie K - Sep 04, 2012 2:51:05 pm PDT #22394 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
But the dialog! That terrible voice-over! SO CRINGEY. And I have a total hate-on for slo-mo action clips set to screaming rock music, which I find just annoying and lazy. Especially if the movie is vaguely period and it's all "ooh, look at me being all cool and anachronistic." UGH.
§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 3:05:38 pm PDT #22395 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You've just done Avengers and Bourne! You're past having to make terrible movies!
Filming completed on this in 2011 or so.
§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 3:09:52 pm PDT #22396 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Horror fest's completely disgusting turn off your phone PSA. Like, royally disturbing.
le nubian - Sep 04, 2012 3:23:19 pm PDT #22397 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Renner has a boat payment due. That's all I can think of.
Dana - Sep 04, 2012 3:25:30 pm PDT #22398 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I haven't watched the trailer, but how are his arms?
Polter-Cow - Sep 04, 2012 3:29:05 pm PDT #22399 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
He has them both.