He has them both.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Polter-Cow - Sep 04, 2012 3:29:05 pm PDT #22399 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
askye - Sep 04, 2012 3:30:16 pm PDT #22400 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
In the trailer mostly encased in black leather. But there is a brief shot of him in a pond with a chick. The shot is from the neck up but maybe that means shirtless in the movie?
Connie Neil - Sep 04, 2012 3:41:20 pm PDT #22401 of 30000
brillig
Priorities.
tiggy - Sep 04, 2012 4:13:24 pm PDT #22402 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
personally? i don't care how crappy it is. Renner has my ass in a seat.
P-C, i'm glad i wasn't drinking when i read your post. ha!!
Calli - Sep 05, 2012 5:08:43 am PDT #22403 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hansel and Gretel might just replace Boa vs. Python in the "bad movies I love" section of my heart. It doesn't look like it has any chance of being good. But it still might be awesome. Renner has a dry delivery that might work very well with bad movie dialog.
billytea - Sep 05, 2012 5:13:53 am PDT #22404 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hansel and Gretel might just replace Boa vs. Python in the "bad movies I love" section of my heart.
Especially if they give it the exact same plot.
sumi - Sep 05, 2012 5:58:52 am PDT #22405 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Did you guys get the amusing ad with the fireman and the kitten before the trailer?
Vonnie K - Sep 05, 2012 6:14:41 am PDT #22406 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
i don't care how crappy it is. Renner has my ass in a seat.
I thought this about myself but no. Apparently, my Renner lust has a ceiling, and this is it.
sumi - Sep 05, 2012 6:21:58 am PDT #22407 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
One of the things I don't understand from that trailer is what are witches supposed to be? Are they human? If so, why is it okay to just kill them and why are we making movies in this day and age that condones this behavior?
§ ita § - Sep 05, 2012 7:44:38 am PDT #22408 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why would it be okay to kill an evil-doing vampire and not an evil-doing witch? Are you specist?