But the dialog! That terrible voice-over! SO CRINGEY. And I have a total hate-on for slo-mo action clips set to screaming rock music, which I find just annoying and lazy. Especially if the movie is vaguely period and it's all "ooh, look at me being all cool and anachronistic." UGH.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
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Vonnie K - Sep 04, 2012 2:51:05 pm PDT #22394 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 3:05:38 pm PDT #22395 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You've just done Avengers and Bourne! You're past having to make terrible movies!
Filming completed on this in 2011 or so.
§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 3:09:52 pm PDT #22396 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Horror fest's completely disgusting turn off your phone PSA. Like, royally disturbing.
le nubian - Sep 04, 2012 3:23:19 pm PDT #22397 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Renner has a boat payment due. That's all I can think of.
Dana - Sep 04, 2012 3:25:30 pm PDT #22398 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I haven't watched the trailer, but how are his arms?
Polter-Cow - Sep 04, 2012 3:29:05 pm PDT #22399 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
He has them both.
askye - Sep 04, 2012 3:30:16 pm PDT #22400 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
In the trailer mostly encased in black leather. But there is a brief shot of him in a pond with a chick. The shot is from the neck up but maybe that means shirtless in the movie?
Connie Neil - Sep 04, 2012 3:41:20 pm PDT #22401 of 30000
brillig
Priorities.
tiggy - Sep 04, 2012 4:13:24 pm PDT #22402 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
personally? i don't care how crappy it is. Renner has my ass in a seat.
P-C, i'm glad i wasn't drinking when i read your post. ha!!
Calli - Sep 05, 2012 5:08:43 am PDT #22403 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hansel and Gretel might just replace Boa vs. Python in the "bad movies I love" section of my heart. It doesn't look like it has any chance of being good. But it still might be awesome. Renner has a dry delivery that might work very well with bad movie dialog.