Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


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Jessica - Sep 04, 2012 9:12:16 am PDT #22387 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wouldn't it be fair to say that the end of the movie contradicts comics canon? I mean, the character arc for the Hulk is more or less "don't be afraid of hulking out, if you do it on purpose you can keep your brains and self-control."


§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 9:57:46 am PDT #22388 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The comic Hulk has been able to function enough to be on a good guy team for a long time. He was on the Avengers before the movie, after all. But if you want complex problem solving or fascinating conversation, you do wait for the 'roid rage to subside.


Zenkitty - Sep 04, 2012 10:17:01 am PDT #22389 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

But if you want complex problem solving or fascinating conversation, you do wait for the 'roid rage to subside.

gamma rayge !


Vonnie K - Sep 04, 2012 2:06:55 pm PDT #22390 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Hansel and Gretel trailer: [link]

OH JEREMY RENNER NO.


Polter-Cow - Sep 04, 2012 2:10:06 pm PDT #22391 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That looks like it could be awesome but will probably be terrible.


askye - Sep 04, 2012 2:40:12 pm PDT #22392 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

That looks like cheesy fun.


Zenkitty - Sep 04, 2012 2:47:23 pm PDT #22393 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jeremy Renner, what in the name of Odin made you agree to do that movie? You've just done Avengers and Bourne! You're past having to make terrible movies!


Vonnie K - Sep 04, 2012 2:51:05 pm PDT #22394 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

But the dialog! That terrible voice-over! SO CRINGEY. And I have a total hate-on for slo-mo action clips set to screaming rock music, which I find just annoying and lazy. Especially if the movie is vaguely period and it's all "ooh, look at me being all cool and anachronistic." UGH.


§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 3:05:38 pm PDT #22395 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You've just done Avengers and Bourne! You're past having to make terrible movies!

Filming completed on this in 2011 or so.


§ ita § - Sep 04, 2012 3:09:52 pm PDT #22396 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Horror fest's completely disgusting turn off your phone PSA. Like, royally disturbing.