I remember my date and I looking at each other at the end of Schindler's list and then breaking to run to our respective bathrooms. If the movie's not as captivating as that, I'll be surrendering to my 44 oz. Dr. Pepper by the 2 hour mark.
I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 16, 2012 6:35:02 am PDT #21695 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 6:38:02 am PDT #21696 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
oh, I see. It's for smartphones. Not useful to me, then.
Nah, you can see their tips right on your computer screen.
I do take exception with the fact that they suggest during Magic Mike, you pee right before Channing Tatum shows up dressed as Marilyn Monroe. That is not missable!!
le nubian - Jul 16, 2012 6:41:17 am PDT #21697 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Not Rex Reed but Armond White.
amyth - Jul 16, 2012 6:45:58 am PDT #21698 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Ah. I thought I read somewhere that Rex Reed trashed Batman Begins, but idk about Armond White.
§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 6:48:22 am PDT #21699 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can tell from your whitefont that they suggest you pee when Channing Tatum does something. That seems like a good idea. However, that seems to be the only thing I'd ever be interested in seeing his character do other than die quickly or let the door hit him where the good lord split him.
Choices are so complicated.
Matt, you saw Schindler's list with a girl date?
I love the premise that people will trust the runpee guy or people to say what's missable in a movie, or can be left to a brief summation. I'd think a community springs up around that, of people that share similar viewpoints on the diverse narratives. It's kinda cool.
Also, I have a hard time working out when in Prometheus is a pee point and what's not, but I'd just say--don't miss anything with David, because the performance was great, and don't miss anything with Captain Heimdall (did he have a name?) because he was hot, but you might as well pee any other time.
Connie, why wouldn't you use the website?
Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 6:57:59 am PDT #21700 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Matt, you saw Schindler's list with a girl date?
Oh yeah, I meant to comment on that, too!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 16, 2012 8:33:03 am PDT #21701 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, this was back in college when I was dating women (and being a perfect gentleman while doing so).
askye - Jul 16, 2012 8:45:14 am PDT #21702 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I had to pee during Star Trek, I waited until I couldn't stand it and ended up going right when Kirk is shot off to Hoth, or whatever their ice planet was called, and came back when he met up with Spock.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 16, 2012 10:18:06 am PDT #21703 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Perfect timing, bladder!
Strega - Jul 16, 2012 11:57:08 am PDT #21704 of 30000
I think if you dropped the Hong Kong trip and the thing with the hospital, you would have an absolutely killer 2-hour film.
I don't think that works without major rewrites. Or leaving a lot of weird plotholes, I guess.
The Hong Kong stuff could definitely be shorter; Nolan gets Soderbergh-y about explaining every detail with the ballerinas and airplanes and phones. But you have to retain the core: they go outside the law to get Lau. Unless that happens, the mob’s problem is the MCU, not Batman, and there's no reason to set the Joker after him.
I guess Batman could just say "You need that guy? I'll go get him." and cut to "Ta da!" But that’s probably not a crowd-pleasing move.
The hospital scene isn’t quite as critical, but without it the audience is going to have some questions: Why does Dent go after Gordon instead of the guy who actually made Rachel go boom? How does the Joker know for sure that Dent's gone bananas?