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Kalshane - Jul 15, 2012 6:34:39 pm PDT #21660 of 30000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Just finished reading up on Ant-Man and Wasp because I was only familiar with them from the current cartoon (and the first run of The Ultimates, which I hated) and WTF is wrong with the Marvel Ultimate Universe?

I mean, seriously, outside of the Ultimate Spider-man comic(which I loved) it seems like they're just trying to be as horrific as possible. Ultimate X-Men started out really good, but then they turned Nightcrawler into a psychopath and Colossus into a drug addict, and I was done. And since when does The Blob eat people ? I mean, what the hell?

Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2012 6:36:10 pm PDT #21661 of 30000

brillig

How is it possible than I'm older than Iron Man?

I'm older than the President. That was a kick in the butt.

§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 6:40:31 pm PDT #21662 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Earth 1610 was pretty much always the grim and gritty version of the stories. Took a younger, more "scientific" and issue-laden tack. It is their thing.

Kalshane - Jul 15, 2012 7:16:33 pm PDT #21663 of 30000

I understand the desire to tell more "mature" stories, and I'm okay with that, but you've still got to make the characters at least somewhat sympathetic.

Or, as Jayne says: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"

§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 7:23:05 pm PDT #21664 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're not all unsympathetic, just that some of the people that fight to save lives are also truly fucked up people. It shifts the balance so that some of the cops and soldiers are righteous assholes. It's not an unappealing storytelling option to me, since it's not exercised all across the board.

le nubian - Jul 16, 2012 2:41:47 am PDT #21665 of 30000

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

FYI,

Reviews of TDKR are coming out. Studio lifted the embargo...

Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 2:52:32 am PDT #21666 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In our continuing efforts to OD on Batman, DH and I watched Dark Knight last night. It holds up better the third time around than it did the second, but I still thought we'd reached the end of the movie right after Maggie Gylenhal exploded when there was a whole nother HOUR left to go. The movie is going like gangbusters up to that point and then just stops dead in its tracks. It eventually picks up again, but I was left with the distinct feeling I'd just watched 2 movies instead of 1.

I think if you dropped the Hong Kong trip and the thing with the hospital, you would have an absolutely killer 2-hour film. The only thing of any importance you would lose is the scene between Dent and Joker, which, honestly, is basically the same speech the Joker's already given to Batman ten minutes earlier. Agent of chaos rules are stupid blah blah gogetBatmancakes.

(You might also have to lose the cell-phone sonar thing, in which case, hey, bonus!)

So on the one hand, I am incredibly stoked to see DKR tomorrow night (IMAX, whee!). On the other hand I can't get out of my head that this movie is going to be 20 minutes longer than TDK. Oof.

billytea - Jul 16, 2012 3:15:48 am PDT #21667 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On the other hand I can't get out of my head that this movie is going to be 20 minutes longer than TDK. Oof.

I confess every time I see "TDKR" I first read it as "TL;DR".

Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 3:21:52 am PDT #21668 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I confess every time I see "TDKR" I first read it as "TL;DR".

Ahahahahahaha!! I'm telling DH to steal this for his review headline. Unless he loves it, I guess.

(HONEY I KNOW YOU ARE LURKING SO CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLD.)

amyth - Jul 16, 2012 3:26:31 am PDT #21669 of 30000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Jess, ITA. I felt that TDK was 45 minutes too long. I hope that's not the case with TDKR.

I confess every time I see "TDKR" I first read it as "TL;DR".

That's awesome. I kind of hope it ends up in his review.

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