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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 2:52:32 am PDT #21666 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In our continuing efforts to OD on Batman, DH and I watched Dark Knight last night. It holds up better the third time around than it did the second, but I still thought we'd reached the end of the movie right after Maggie Gylenhal exploded when there was a whole nother HOUR left to go. The movie is going like gangbusters up to that point and then just stops dead in its tracks. It eventually picks up again, but I was left with the distinct feeling I'd just watched 2 movies instead of 1.

I think if you dropped the Hong Kong trip and the thing with the hospital, you would have an absolutely killer 2-hour film. The only thing of any importance you would lose is the scene between Dent and Joker, which, honestly, is basically the same speech the Joker's already given to Batman ten minutes earlier. Agent of chaos rules are stupid blah blah gogetBatmancakes.

(You might also have to lose the cell-phone sonar thing, in which case, hey, bonus!)

So on the one hand, I am incredibly stoked to see DKR tomorrow night (IMAX, whee!). On the other hand I can't get out of my head that this movie is going to be 20 minutes longer than TDK. Oof.

billytea - Jul 16, 2012 3:15:48 am PDT #21667 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On the other hand I can't get out of my head that this movie is going to be 20 minutes longer than TDK. Oof.

I confess every time I see "TDKR" I first read it as "TL;DR".

Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 3:21:52 am PDT #21668 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I confess every time I see "TDKR" I first read it as "TL;DR".

Ahahahahahaha!! I'm telling DH to steal this for his review headline. Unless he loves it, I guess.

(HONEY I KNOW YOU ARE LURKING SO CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLD.)

amyth - Jul 16, 2012 3:26:31 am PDT #21669 of 30000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Jess, ITA. I felt that TDK was 45 minutes too long. I hope that's not the case with TDKR.

I confess every time I see "TDKR" I first read it as "TL;DR".

That's awesome. I kind of hope it ends up in his review.

Calli - Jul 16, 2012 4:56:44 am PDT #21670 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

So far, Rotten Tomatoes like it. [link]

I'd be planning to go even if they were giving it a 9% fresh, but still, it's nice to see.

Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2012 5:00:31 am PDT #21671 of 30000

hwæt

Two hours, 45 minutes? Does it have an intermission?

The Godfather was that long—it had an intermission.

§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:08:13 am PDT #21672 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Return of the King was 201 minutes (to TDKR's 164 listed in IMDB) and it didn't.

Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2012 5:12:56 am PDT #21673 of 30000

hwæt

Liv Tyler wasn’t supposed to be an intermission?

§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:30:05 am PDT #21674 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She was in the movie? I don't recall.

Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2012 5:33:00 am PDT #21675 of 30000

hwæt

That's because you went and took a bathroom break during her scene.

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