Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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That Indiewire list is a bit of an admission of not-as-clever-as-we'd-have-liked, since they didn't manage to be cute ten times in a row.
What's a normal really good opening weekend for an R rated movie?
When we went to see Prometheus I reached into the normal bin for the 3D glasses in the baggies, and the ticket puncher gave me a different pair of specs--this one said IMAX
and
3D. Is that advertising, or is there a technical difference?
My god, I promised myself I'd rewatch Children of Men today, but was
seriously
feeling too lazy to load the disc player and change the inputs on the TV.
YES.
That lazy.
Oh, look! It's on Syfy! Right now! So I appear to be settling for at best, ads, at worst bowlderisation. I don't even...
Saw Prometheus last night. Beautifully art-directed and cast, loved watching it. The script made me roll my eyes forever. How did
this rich guy manage to hire the world's stupidest scientists? Geologist who gets lost in a cave area MADE OF ROCKS. Biologist who doesn't know better than to make kissy faces at an unknown life form? Archeologist who discovers a wild theory he devoted his life to is true and then immediately sulks by a pool table because he didn't get to talk to the dudes he imagined?
Scrappy,
are you sure the area
where he got lost was made of rocks? I thought that was part of the space vehicle and thus I was not certain what material it was made from.
Not for nothing,
I completely agree with you at the levels of stupidity. It burned. real bad.
I really enjoyed this Bruce Banner vid:
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I'm not sure why a geologist
couldn't get lost if they were in rocks,
but I agree with LeN--that was the
spaceship, wasn't it?
But, yeah--these were some resounding stupid people. Decision after decision was barely even a decision. And some of the obstacles were kind of random. When Shaw went into
Inara's shuttle
(that's totes what it looked like to me) in order to have the
abortion, the gender discrimination of the machinery
seemed really random. And, if it's designed for
men (no foreshadowing there), how can you just
talk
it through an abortion? And why would it leave your womb? It thinks you're a guy, remember?
And once all that was done, why don't you
kill the fucking alien baby?
Oh, and why did that bit even happen? What orders was
David under that told him to infect one of the crew members with black oil/purgatory monsters? Did it have to be him specifically? Because he was obviously going to sleep with someone right away and get her pregnant?
What was supposed to happen as a result of that? How did it further
Weyland's agenda?
Or was it just random experimentation?
I enjoyed Prometheus very much, despite the
persistent dumbassery of many of the characters.
The worst example, IMO was when
Shaw and Vickers were running away from the crashing space ship. Why the hell didn't they just RUN TO THE SIDE instead of resolutely keeping within squishing range?
Zachary Levi in Thor 2: [link]
ita,
so yeah,
the differences between the male and female anatomy are such that if it were a stomach problem, I could see how, fuck it, just get the foreign body out, but since this foreign body was in an organ that men don't have,
I just don't know how that's supposed to work. Not to mention that as fucking expensive
as that self-surgical thing is, it fucking better work on men and women. WTF is the point then.
in the theater, when the machine said that, I said out loud "fucking typical."
As far as David:
I have seen interpretations of his actions that he was acting independently and decided to see if this material put in another human being might help his master. Makes no fucking sense of course because it follows no protocols regarding alien material. I mean WTF? I do not think he knew that the man would have kissy times with Dr. Shaw though. As drunk as he was, I'm surprised he could get it
up.
As far as the
alien baby: I think she thought she did kill it. She tried to cryo/freeze kill it, but apparently that didn't work. How Charlize Theron didn't notice that something was flapping around her medical chamber is beyond me.
Yeah, the equivalent of a handwashing protocol would prevent most of the problems in the movie. Or a dose of common sense. Jesus.
I think it was clear that David was
more than the soulless shell Weyland described him as in his holo-letter. He's definitely shown signs of initiative, and doing things to satisfy himself, and not some explicit externally determined goal.
What was happening to the
archaeologist anyway? Was it making him a space jockey who was then able to father space jockey babies? Was he some middle ground? Would he be able to answer the questions Weyland was looking for?
But David was kinda
random anyway--why was he listening in on Elizabeth's dreams? I mean, as far as the story goes. Was that just to indicate to us that he's creepy and doesn't understand boundaries?
In terms of the narrative I'm not entirely sure what it achieved.