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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Connie Neil - May 23, 2012 7:06:33 am PDT #20555 of 30000
brillig

Yeah, Nick's a callow youth who gets bedazzled by Gatsby's life.

edit: Oh, lord, I'm now picturing Nick covered in rhinestones.


le nubian - May 23, 2012 7:35:41 am PDT #20556 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

do you know who I envision as Nick (but he would need to be a bit younger)? Matt Bomer. I think he could do Nick really well.


smonster - May 23, 2012 8:30:37 am PDT #20557 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

JGL?

To quote Rihanna in the Battleship trailer, BOOM.


Calli - May 23, 2012 8:33:09 am PDT #20558 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

edit: Oh, lord, I'm now picturing Nick covered in rhinestones.

Well JGL could come close to carrying that look off.


-t - May 23, 2012 8:38:03 am PDT #20559 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Matt Bomer is an excellent suggestion. Sharp suits and yearning? Oh yeah, he can do that.


Jessica - May 23, 2012 8:38:16 am PDT #20560 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tobey Maguire is the one major weak spot in that trailer. I don't understand why people keep casting him in period pieces, he looks and sounds ridiculous in them.


Consuela - May 23, 2012 8:41:57 am PDT #20561 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I saw a trailer the other day for a period piece about moonshiners, called Brothers, I think. It starred Shia LaBoeuf and he looked utterly out of place. Also, he's just not old enough to carry that role.


Atropa - May 23, 2012 8:49:00 am PDT #20562 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yeah, Jilli, I do want to hit him until he talks like a normal person, and then maybe a little more.

Oh good, then it's not just me. ita !, will you be my designated hitter? I know you know how to throw a punch, unlike me.

I don't understand why people keep casting him in period pieces, he looks and sounds ridiculous in them.

THIS! It's like when Keanu kept getting cast in costume dramas. Why was he in Dangerous Liaisons, why? Or Dracula?


§ ita § - May 23, 2012 8:51:54 am PDT #20563 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The best I can do for JGL in rhinestones: [link]

will you be my designated hitter?

Oh, I got your back.

If I were making my movie come to life, gravitas would be high on the list of things I'd get OCD about it, and that's something neither Shia nor Tobey have convinced me of, ever. Like, even if the movie were a comedy, I'd still want to know everyone above the fold had the capacity for gravitas. It's just a thing.

Some people's continued employment boggles me.


Sophia Brooks - May 23, 2012 8:54:40 am PDT #20564 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

It's like when Keanu kept getting cast in costume dramas. Why was he in Dangerous Liaisons, why? Or Dracula?

I think it is because of his physicality. I recently rewatched Dangerous Liasons, and he does this beautiful puppy dog head thing with John Malkovitvh, and he is just so innocent and sweet and sensual. then he opens his mouth.

Tobey Maguire I got nothing. I saw him in Cider House Rules and thought his lack of affect in his voice was brilliant. Then I realized it was just his voice! And it makes me want to kill him.