I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Fred Pete - May 10, 2012 11:48:56 am PDT #20134 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Pretty much anything from Anthony Trollope would be right out.

Generally true, but it would be interesting to see him tackle the Ferdinand Lopez/Emily Wharton plot line in The Prime Minister. (On the other hand, if Burton decides to tackle a Victorian novel, he'd be more comfortable with Charles Dickens. Or at least Willkie Collins.)


DavidS - May 10, 2012 11:50:28 am PDT #20135 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What.

I refuse to link that for you.


amych - May 10, 2012 11:55:00 am PDT #20136 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I refuse to link that for you.

BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED.


Amy - May 10, 2012 11:55:59 am PDT #20137 of 30000
Because books.

BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED

I saw. And I can never, ever unsee ...


Polter-Cow - May 10, 2012 11:57:07 am PDT #20138 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I refuse to link that for you.

I thank you for not even giving me the temptation to click.


DavidS - May 10, 2012 12:01:29 pm PDT #20139 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The thing is, in the movie it's presented as a positive. Like, if only the Mad Hatter would get his dance on again then we would know that Underland (Wonderland) is free and glorious again. Whereas, it is just the opposite and makes you suspect the Red Queen knew what she was doing repressing all their free expression. If freedom leads to Mad Hatters' breakdancing then freedom must be quashed.


DavidS - May 10, 2012 12:08:26 pm PDT #20140 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ouch, Scott Tobias speaks the painful truth:

Somewhere in the sloping arc of Tim Burton’s career, what was once a sensibility slowly morphed into a brand. That distinctive gothic flair, freed from horror and animated by comedy in great films like Pee-wee’s Big Adventure and Beetlejuice, has not gone away, nor has his attraction to stories about imaginative outcasts misunderstood by the squares around them. But what’s gone missing in recent years—Sweeney Todd excepted, though Stephen Sondheim had a hand in that—is the spiky wit and purposefulness that used to accompany that unmistakable visual style. There’s no doubt that viewers still know that they’re watching a Tim Burton movie. The question now is why.


Steph L. - May 10, 2012 12:25:21 pm PDT #20141 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Well, the animated Frankenweenie should be arriving soon.

True story: we had a trailer for Frankenweenie before The Avengers. Unfortunately, the friends who went to the movie with us had had to put their dog to sleep that morning. I am not even kidding. Worst. Timing. EVER.


Atropa - May 10, 2012 12:54:04 pm PDT #20142 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

There’s no doubt that viewers still know that they’re watching a Tim Burton movie. The question now is why.

Because we're desperate fans who are hoping that the spark and wit will come back. It's a dysfunctional relationship.

But saying that Tim Burton has become a brand is spot-on. And I feel like I, personally, shouldn't bitch about it too much, because a lot of MY "personal brand" owes a debt to the Tim Burton brand. But it still hurts to think that the man who made Beetlejuice or Big Fish isn't really around anymore.


tommyrot - May 10, 2012 3:12:06 pm PDT #20143 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Slate, a good review of Dark Shadows:

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Dark Shadows (Warner Bros.) was probably a beneficiary of the low expectations I brought into it. Tim Burton adapts a late-'60s/early '70s TV soap about a melancholy vampire, with Johnny Depp in the lead: All the elements of that sound so drearily familiar, from vampires to TV-shows-turned-movies to Burton/Depp collaborations in camp-Gothic mode. And stretches of this movie do feel dreary: like Burton’s recent Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows puts too much faith in the power of lavish costumes and eye-popping set décor and Danny Elfman’s music, and too little in constructing a well-paced story. But there’s something there that elevates Burton’s Dark Shadows above the strained, plodding whimsy of his Alice: At least he and Depp, both avowed childhood fans of the original series, seem to be in their element and having a grand old time.

Yeah, I think the reviewer's low expectations helped....