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Atropa - May 10, 2012 12:54:04 pm PDT #20142 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

There’s no doubt that viewers still know that they’re watching a Tim Burton movie. The question now is why.

Because we're desperate fans who are hoping that the spark and wit will come back. It's a dysfunctional relationship.

But saying that Tim Burton has become a brand is spot-on. And I feel like I, personally, shouldn't bitch about it too much, because a lot of MY "personal brand" owes a debt to the Tim Burton brand. But it still hurts to think that the man who made Beetlejuice or Big Fish isn't really around anymore.


tommyrot - May 10, 2012 3:12:06 pm PDT #20143 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Slate, a good review of Dark Shadows:

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Dark Shadows (Warner Bros.) was probably a beneficiary of the low expectations I brought into it. Tim Burton adapts a late-'60s/early '70s TV soap about a melancholy vampire, with Johnny Depp in the lead: All the elements of that sound so drearily familiar, from vampires to TV-shows-turned-movies to Burton/Depp collaborations in camp-Gothic mode. And stretches of this movie do feel dreary: like Burton’s recent Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows puts too much faith in the power of lavish costumes and eye-popping set décor and Danny Elfman’s music, and too little in constructing a well-paced story. But there’s something there that elevates Burton’s Dark Shadows above the strained, plodding whimsy of his Alice: At least he and Depp, both avowed childhood fans of the original series, seem to be in their element and having a grand old time.

Yeah, I think the reviewer's low expectations helped....


Atropa - May 10, 2012 3:14:21 pm PDT #20144 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ION of mixed emotions for me: MGM Plans to Adapt Ray Bradbury's From the Dust Returned. I am ... wary. Yes, that's the best way to put it. [link]


Jessica - May 10, 2012 5:44:12 pm PDT #20145 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Burton would treat it like the fucked-up black comedy it is.

Twenty years ago, yes. Now?

Because we're desperate fans who are hoping that the spark and wit will come back. It's a dysfunctional relationship.

Yeah.


beekaytee - May 10, 2012 6:07:03 pm PDT #20146 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

True story: we had a trailer for Frankenweenie before The Avengers. Unfortunately, the friends who went to the movie with us had had to put their dog to sleep that morning. I am not even kidding. Worst. Timing. EVER.

I was having such a good time before the Avengers. Then, the Frankenweenie preview came up and I spent the next 10 minutes quietly crying.

Thank goodness the movie was enough to pull me out of it.

Love Tim Burton...won't be seeing that.


Steph L. - May 10, 2012 6:29:02 pm PDT #20147 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I was having such a good time before the Avengers. Then, the Frankenweenie preview came up and I spent the next 10 minutes quietly crying.

Oh, honey. Yeah, our friends got suckerpunched by it. But then they also had to laugh bitterly. Because -- worst. timing. EVER.


beekaytee - May 10, 2012 6:45:24 pm PDT #20148 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I felt really bad for my companion. She was mortified over something she had no control over. It was so, incredibly awkward.

Still, as I say, I pulled out of it.

I feel even worse for your friends. Bless them.


Steph L. - May 10, 2012 6:51:12 pm PDT #20149 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I feel even worse for your friends. Bless them.

The extra shitty part is that that day was the husband's birthday. So, first thing in the morning of his birthday, he had to take his beloved dog to the vet to be put to sleep. Poor noodle.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 10, 2012 7:02:16 pm PDT #20150 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

ION of mixed emotions for me: MGM Plans to Adapt Ray Bradbury's From the Dust Returned. I am ... wary. Yes, that's the best way to put it.

I'm at a loss regarding how would one go about making that without the entire audience assuming it was an Addams Family rip-off. I know Addams actually illustrated "Homecoming" back in the 40s and he and Bradbury talked about collaborating, but to anyone who doesn't know that history it's going to look derivative.


Toddson - May 11, 2012 4:40:05 am PDT #20151 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I was in the bookstore and they have (1) DVDs of some of the original "Dark Shadows" (includng "The Best of Barnabas") and (2) an entire series of books by Lara Parker (the original Angelique ... from Martinique ... who was in quite a pique).