From Slate, a good review of Dark Shadows:

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Dark Shadows (Warner Bros.) was probably a beneficiary of the low expectations I brought into it. Tim Burton adapts a late-'60s/early '70s TV soap about a melancholy vampire, with Johnny Depp in the lead: All the elements of that sound so drearily familiar, from vampires to TV-shows-turned-movies to Burton/Depp collaborations in camp-Gothic mode. And stretches of this movie do feel dreary: like Burton’s recent Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows puts too much faith in the power of lavish costumes and eye-popping set décor and Danny Elfman’s music, and too little in constructing a well-paced story. But there’s something there that elevates Burton’s Dark Shadows above the strained, plodding whimsy of his Alice: At least he and Depp, both avowed childhood fans of the original series, seem to be in their element and having a grand old time.

Yeah, I think the reviewer's low expectations helped....

ION of mixed emotions for me: MGM Plans to Adapt Ray Bradbury's From the Dust Returned. I am ... wary. Yes, that's the best way to put it. [link]

Burton would treat it like the fucked-up black comedy it is.

Twenty years ago, yes. Now?

Because we're desperate fans who are hoping that the spark and wit will come back. It's a dysfunctional relationship.

Yeah.

True story: we had a trailer for Frankenweenie before The Avengers. Unfortunately, the friends who went to the movie with us had had to put their dog to sleep that morning. I am not even kidding. Worst. Timing. EVER.

I was having such a good time before the Avengers. Then, the Frankenweenie preview came up and I spent the next 10 minutes quietly crying.

Thank goodness the movie was enough to pull me out of it.

Love Tim Burton...won't be seeing that.

I was having such a good time before the Avengers. Then, the Frankenweenie preview came up and I spent the next 10 minutes quietly crying.

Oh, honey. Yeah, our friends got suckerpunched by it. But then they also had to laugh bitterly. Because -- worst. timing. EVER.

I felt really bad for my companion. She was mortified over something she had no control over. It was so, incredibly awkward.

Still, as I say, I pulled out of it.

I feel even worse for your friends. Bless them.

I feel even worse for your friends. Bless them.

The extra shitty part is that that day was the husband's birthday. So, first thing in the morning of his birthday, he had to take his beloved dog to the vet to be put to sleep. Poor noodle.

ION of mixed emotions for me: MGM Plans to Adapt Ray Bradbury's From the Dust Returned. I am ... wary. Yes, that's the best way to put it.

I'm at a loss regarding how would one go about making that without the entire audience assuming it was an Addams Family rip-off. I know Addams actually illustrated "Homecoming" back in the 40s and he and Bradbury talked about collaborating, but to anyone who doesn't know that history it's going to look derivative.

I was in the bookstore and they have (1) DVDs of some of the original "Dark Shadows" (includng "The Best of Barnabas") and (2) an entire series of books by Lara Parker (the original Angelique ... from Martinique ... who was in quite a pique).

Dork Tower's been on a roll with the Avengers: [link]

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