I liked the first Daniel Craig one.
Smarm! That's my big problem. I am fine with over-the-top, I am fine with camp. But smarm and hipster irony make me want to punch things.
Raise your hand if 'ew.'
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Atropa - May 09, 2012 2:10:15 pm PDT #20093 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
tommyrot - May 09, 2012 2:16:12 pm PDT #20094 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
with a heavy layer of "fish-out-of-water" attempts at comedy.
Yuck.
I think all of my worries about Dark Shadows were summed up by the shot in the trailer of Barnabas brushing his fangs, and the camera showing there was no reflection in the mirror. How zany! Look at his funny facial expression! Ugh.
Yep, me too....
Matt the Bruins fan - May 09, 2012 2:17:55 pm PDT #20095 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If you removed Austin Powers himself from the Austin Powers movies, they'd have been a lot better. I enjoyed the worldbuilding, just not Myers' characters other than Dr. Evil.
Sean K - May 09, 2012 3:04:42 pm PDT #20096 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I've pretty much always loathed Michael Myers. I think I've maybe found two or three things he's ever done funny. I have it on pretty good authority that he's an ass in person, too.
Steph L. - May 09, 2012 3:47:55 pm PDT #20097 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
a heavy layer of "fish-out-of-water" attempts at comedy.
I have to admit that part of me (a tiny part, but still) wanted to see just one Austin Powers fish-out-of-water moment with Captain America in The Avengers.
Obviously it would have been awful, but that part of my brain that loves the wrong, awful things (canned powdered cheese food product, NEVER LEAVE ME) wanted to see it.
(I actually think the combo of Joss writing and Evans acting could have pulled it off, but this movie had no place for a scene like that. Fangirl!Teppy is 100% happy with the movie. Weird-brain!Teppy wanted to see Cap deal with an iPod. No -- with ANGRY BIRDS on an iPod.)
(I know. I can't explain my brain.)
tommyrot - May 09, 2012 3:50:56 pm PDT #20098 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Weird-brain!Teppy wanted to see Cap deal with an iPod. No -- with ANGRY BIRDS on an iPod.)
There needs to be a third after-credits scene of this. And Hulk playing with an iPad.
Steph L. - May 09, 2012 3:51:59 pm PDT #20099 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And Hulk playing with an iPad.
Banner trying to play Angry Birds and getting so pissed he Hulks out.
Stephanie - May 09, 2012 4:07:54 pm PDT #20100 of 30000
Trust my rage
I loved "so I married an axe murderer" but that was the last Meyers I liked.
tommyrot - May 09, 2012 4:09:18 pm PDT #20101 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think the Big Bad for Avengers II should be the Green Pigs.
Amy - May 09, 2012 4:11:38 pm PDT #20102 of 30000
Because books.
I said Dark Shadows looked sort of Addams Family-esque to me after the first trailer! But it sounds like that might be the best case scenario. The Addams Family isn't really campy.
I saw the Austin Powers movies but I was never really moved to see them again. Although Ben and S. do the whole "schmoke and a pancake" bit a lot. And, you know, the sharks with frigging laser beams on their heads. I did love Seth Green in those.