River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


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le nubian - May 09, 2012 8:57:13 am PDT #20063 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

no. I think it is the sauce and related fixings. I have had chicken Shwarma (sp?) before. I could not take it because of the pickles.


Steph L. - May 09, 2012 9:13:18 am PDT #20064 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

this Tumblr for thoughtful Avengers fannish squee. Not even squee, just intriguing analysis

Dang, Hec, you shouldn't have shared that link! I want to read the whole Tumblr, and instead I have to edit shit about postoperative atrial fibrillation.

Guess which one is more interesting.

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erikaj - May 09, 2012 9:49:18 am PDT #20065 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Am I me, or am I Greg House? Although he'd probably prefer the Avengers, too.


Atropa - May 09, 2012 9:51:43 am PDT #20066 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I am full of woe. The advance reviews of Dark Shadows are confirming all my fears the trailer caused. And yet, I still want to go see it. Tim, why are you making it so hard to be a fan of your work?


tommyrot - May 09, 2012 9:54:11 am PDT #20067 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The advance reviews of Dark Shadows are confirming all my fears the trailer caused.

Uh-oh.

I'll probably still see it, but the probability of me seeing it is inversely proportional to the number and intensity of negative reviews.


Atropa - May 09, 2012 10:00:25 am PDT #20068 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

One review said "As if the pitch was Addams Family plus Austin Powers, with some Brady Bunch thrown in". This makes me very wary.

ETA: Especially because I'm one of the few people who really didn't like Austin Powers. I do not want that in a Tim Burton movie, and ESPECIALLY one that's supposed to be about vampires. Tim, this was supposed to be Sweeney Todd + Beetlejuice, dammit!


DavidS - May 09, 2012 10:02:22 am PDT #20069 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Matilda is fascinated by the Dark Shadows billboards and commercials. She asked if it was scary, and I said "A little scary, but more funny."

She nodded and said, "Like that movie with the baby that had the moustache?" (Addams Family Values)

So I think that's the best case scenario.


DavidS - May 09, 2012 10:03:28 am PDT #20070 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, Emmett's been binging on watching Dexter and Matilda had him explain it to her. So now she's curious about the "guy who kills people but only bad guys."


Connie Neil - May 09, 2012 10:04:59 am PDT #20071 of 30000
brillig

I despised Austin Powers. I may go see Dark Shadows at the dollar movie, but that's a May.


Tom Scola - May 09, 2012 10:06:58 am PDT #20072 of 30000
hwæt

The first Austin Powers was 20 minutes of good movie stretched out to 90.