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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Sue - Apr 04, 2012 3:44:13 pm PDT #19227 of 30000
hip deep in pie

My-coworker just saw it! So jealous!!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 4:59:11 pm PDT #19228 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm cool with being late to the party. This way I can find out ahead of time whether or not Chris Hemsworth spends significant shirtless time in it, and thus whether I should go to a matinee or pay full price.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2012 6:15:34 pm PDT #19229 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Benedict Cumberbatch Is 'Magnetic' in Star Trek 2 Says Alex Kurtzman

"He's incredible. What he does with language is incredible. His training is amazing and he's so magnetic, he holds the screen in any size frame, he really is a joy to watch."


le nubian - Apr 04, 2012 6:40:52 pm PDT #19230 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

of COURSE.

YAY.


Polter-Cow - Apr 04, 2012 7:29:43 pm PDT #19231 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

OH MY GOD SO MUCH FUN.

This way I can find out ahead of time whether or not Chris Hemsworth spends significant shirtless time in it,

The answer to your question is he spends no shirtless time at all.

So hilarious, and such a horror movie for horror movie fans. Don't watch any trailers, don't read any reviews, don't even think you know what's coming, because you're wrong.


Consuela - Apr 05, 2012 4:38:10 am PDT #19232 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What about NOT horror movie fans?


Kalshane - Apr 05, 2012 4:41:58 am PDT #19233 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Unfortunately I'm not a horror movie fan.Glad to hear the movie is good though. Hopefully we'll see more non-horror Joss movies in the future. (Beyond Avengers, obviously.)


Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2012 5:15:08 am PDT #19234 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If you're familiar with basic horror movie tropes, which most people are, that's really enough to appreciate the basic idea and humor. If you don't like watching hapless kids get killed, then it's probably not your thing. It's more of a comedy than a horror movie, but it has it both ways pretty effectively.


Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2012 6:21:43 am PDT #19235 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oooh, also, Drew Goddard said that Much Ado About Nothing was DONE (like very recently, Amy didn't even know), and he'd seen it, and it was great, so maybe we'll hear news about a release date soon.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2012 8:05:08 am PDT #19236 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The answer to your question is

Thanks! Matinee viewing it is.