22. Bite Club members must brush their teeth before and after every meeting.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
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23. Spite Club: if you don't have anything good to say about anyone, sit next to me.
I love you people.
24. Sight Club is for spectators only.
25. If you're here for Trilobite Club, you're like 250 million years late.
26. Kite Club is outside, nimrod. You do realize we're in a basement, right?
27. If you're here for Expedite Club, be on time. It happens really fast.
28. Might Club has a meeting tomorrow. Maybe.
29. Out-of-sight Club is...well, we're not sure where it is.
30. The 30th rule of Fight Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. (What? After 29 other rules, we thought you might forget. It happens.)