13. Fight Club is not in any way affiliated with Club Fight. Bringing a club shall be grounds for a strongly worded reprimand.
Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God. Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.
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billytea - Jan 25, 2012 5:02:49 am PST #17809 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 5:06:09 am PST #17810 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
14. If people show up dressed as monsters and claim they thought this was Fright Club, don't believe them. They've done this before. Apparently it's some flash mob thing.
DavidS - Jan 25, 2012 6:15:39 am PST #17811 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
15. For people interested in snubs, Slight Club is on Wednesday Nights Only. If you can't figure this out consider yourself disinvited.
le nubian - Jan 25, 2012 6:28:03 am PST #17812 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this is completely cracking my shit up.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 6:34:00 am PST #17813 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
16: If someone from Knight Club shows up at Fight Club and offers to fight, turn them down. Howerver, if two memberw of Knight Club show up and offer to fight each other, let them. They're actually pretty good, and it's amazing to watch. Seriously, you gotta check this shit out.
Scrappy - Jan 25, 2012 6:37:17 am PST #17814 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Fight Pub will be open only AFTER the club meeting. Beers are two for five, but only if you punch the bartender first.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 6:40:14 am PST #17815 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
18: If the guy from Flight Club shows up, you'll want to turn down his offer to fight. Seriously, he'll try to chop you up with the propeller of his Piper Cub.
Polter-Cow - Jan 25, 2012 6:46:30 am PST #17816 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
19. If you have shown up for Fight Cub, YOU MONSTER. Fight Club does not endorse violence against cute widdle baby bears, only grown testosterone-fueled men.
Steph L. - Jan 25, 2012 6:57:47 am PST #17817 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
20. DO NOT TALK about Fight Pub. Seriously. They don't have a liquor license and are trying to stay under the radar, so don't ruin it for everyone.
Sean K - Jan 25, 2012 7:57:28 am PST #17818 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
21. You are free to talk about Bite Club all you want. We like free advertising.