25. If you're here for Trilobite Club, you're like 250 million years late.
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
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tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 9:01:35 am PST #17823 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Jan 25, 2012 9:02:00 am PST #17824 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
26. Kite Club is outside, nimrod. You do realize we're in a basement, right?
Sue - Jan 25, 2012 9:31:47 am PST #17825 of 30000
hip deep in pie
27. If you're here for Expedite Club, be on time. It happens really fast.
smonster - Jan 25, 2012 9:52:28 am PST #17826 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
28. Might Club has a meeting tomorrow. Maybe.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2012 9:58:13 am PST #17827 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
29. Out-of-sight Club is...well, we're not sure where it is.
Steph L. - Jan 25, 2012 10:39:26 am PST #17828 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
30. The 30th rule of Fight Club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. (What? After 29 other rules, we thought you might forget. It happens.)
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 11:46:20 am PST #17829 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
31. Fight Club men: Do not place cigarette butts in urinals. It is really disgusting. Please use the smoking area outside (by the loading dock).
billytea - Jan 25, 2012 11:55:04 am PST #17830 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
25. If you're here for Trilobite Club, you're like 250 million years late.
Coming soon to a cinema near you in the season blockbuster, Thoracic Park.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2012 4:03:20 pm PST #17831 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
50 reasons the Oscars don't matter anymore. A detailed examination of their irrelevance. Very articulate.
Polter-Cow - Jan 25, 2012 4:31:06 pm PST #17832 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That was really insightful. Well reasoned.