3. Do not talk about Fight Club
4,5,6,7 - a fight will go on as long as it needs to, plus three others I guess?
8. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight
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Jessica - Jan 24, 2012 3:13:12 pm PST #17802 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DavidS - Jan 24, 2012 5:49:44 pm PST #17803 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
4,5,6,7 - a fight will go on as long as it needs to, plus three others I guess?
No shirts or shoes
If someone taps out, or goes limp or somebody yells "Stop" the fight is over
Only two fighters per fight
Only one fight at a time
8. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight
Yup.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 4:17:29 am PST #17804 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
9. If this is your second time at Fight Club, you have to bring the tea and crumpets.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2012 4:36:13 am PST #17805 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wait, Fight Games get crumpets and Hunger Games get scones? It's hard to keep track.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 4:37:24 am PST #17806 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
10: If Hunger Games contestants show up at Fight Club, you may fight them or trade your crumpets for their scones.
Sue - Jan 25, 2012 4:43:27 am PST #17807 of 30000
hip deep in pie
11. Gloves are mandatory for tea time. Hats should be removed.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 4:50:36 am PST #17808 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
12. Fight Club Daycare Center is provided for those Fight Club members who could not find a sitter. Fighting is allowed in Fight Club Daycare Center, but gambling on the results is not. Juicy Juice is supplied for all children in Fight Club Daycare Center, but only children who win in a fight get cupcakes.
billytea - Jan 25, 2012 5:02:49 am PST #17809 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
13. Fight Club is not in any way affiliated with Club Fight. Bringing a club shall be grounds for a strongly worded reprimand.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 5:06:09 am PST #17810 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
14. If people show up dressed as monsters and claim they thought this was Fright Club, don't believe them. They've done this before. Apparently it's some flash mob thing.
DavidS - Jan 25, 2012 6:15:39 am PST #17811 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
15. For people interested in snubs, Slight Club is on Wednesday Nights Only. If you can't figure this out consider yourself disinvited.