10: If Hunger Games contestants show up at Fight Club, you may fight them or trade your crumpets for their scones.
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tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 4:37:24 am PST #17806 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sue - Jan 25, 2012 4:43:27 am PST #17807 of 30000
hip deep in pie
11. Gloves are mandatory for tea time. Hats should be removed.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 4:50:36 am PST #17808 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
12. Fight Club Daycare Center is provided for those Fight Club members who could not find a sitter. Fighting is allowed in Fight Club Daycare Center, but gambling on the results is not. Juicy Juice is supplied for all children in Fight Club Daycare Center, but only children who win in a fight get cupcakes.
billytea - Jan 25, 2012 5:02:49 am PST #17809 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
13. Fight Club is not in any way affiliated with Club Fight. Bringing a club shall be grounds for a strongly worded reprimand.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 5:06:09 am PST #17810 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
14. If people show up dressed as monsters and claim they thought this was Fright Club, don't believe them. They've done this before. Apparently it's some flash mob thing.
DavidS - Jan 25, 2012 6:15:39 am PST #17811 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
15. For people interested in snubs, Slight Club is on Wednesday Nights Only. If you can't figure this out consider yourself disinvited.
le nubian - Jan 25, 2012 6:28:03 am PST #17812 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this is completely cracking my shit up.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 6:34:00 am PST #17813 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
16: If someone from Knight Club shows up at Fight Club and offers to fight, turn them down. Howerver, if two memberw of Knight Club show up and offer to fight each other, let them. They're actually pretty good, and it's amazing to watch. Seriously, you gotta check this shit out.
Scrappy - Jan 25, 2012 6:37:17 am PST #17814 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Fight Pub will be open only AFTER the club meeting. Beers are two for five, but only if you punch the bartender first.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2012 6:40:14 am PST #17815 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
18: If the guy from Flight Club shows up, you'll want to turn down his offer to fight. Seriously, he'll try to chop you up with the propeller of his Piper Cub.