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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2011 6:14:46 pm PST #13318 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just watched Buried, the movie where Ryan Reynolds is trapped in a coffin, and it's pretty great. I mean, as great as a movie about Ryan Reynolds trapped in a coffin can be, of course. Basically ninety minutes of pure oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.


tiggy - Feb 26, 2011 9:04:34 am PST #13319 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

that's on my list to watch as soon as i'm done with the the Best Picture nominees, P-C.


Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2011 9:17:32 am PST #13320 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I was pretty impressed with its ability to remain tense and interesting without ever leaving the fucking coffin. There are a few minutes here and there where it gets a little repetitive with the sounds of Ryan Reynolds groaning and struggling and screaming, but they pass quickly enough, and I'll bet they're more effective if you're totally into the movie and not eating dinner at the same time.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2011 2:20:42 pm PST #13321 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone spoiled me for the ending of Buried the other day. Hmmph. I'll put it in my queue anyway.

If I decided I want to see Alexander, should I rent the director's cut or theatrical, or should I shoot myself?

Watching Push right now. It's not brilliant, but I like it well enough. I do wish Fanning's skirt were longer, though.


Juliebird - Feb 26, 2011 2:28:20 pm PST #13322 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I like the whump factor in Push, and that for all that there is a cute [slutty] kid in it, it's not kid friendly.


Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2011 2:37:21 pm PST #13323 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Someone spoiled me for the ending of Buried the other day.

Aw, that's too bad, but I think it'll still be good. It's more about the journey than the destination.

Push was good times, if only for being set somewhere besides LA or NYC. But there was all sorts of other cool stuff too.


beekaytee - Feb 26, 2011 3:26:49 pm PST #13324 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

If I decided I want to see Alexander, should I rent the director's cut or theatrical, or should I shoot myself?

I would never advocate for self-harm, but I would suggest that you evaluate the relative merits of time wasters in your life. Do you want to laugh and laugh, with a few groans thrown in? If so, by all means, see Alexander. If you don't have two hours you don't care about never getting back, reconsider.

Seriously, my standards are pretty low and that movie made me weep for my time, even though I did a lot of fast forwarding due to not having a hall deep enough to watch from.

eta: after thinking about why on earth any of those actors would need a pay check that badly, it occurred to me that they couldn't break their contracts once they were in. So, they each exhibited their loathing of Oliver Stone through their performances.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2011 3:32:22 pm PST #13325 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The director's cut might have more nudity in it. On the other hand, it's probably longer.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2011 4:03:12 pm PST #13326 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have found my Inception party food!

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Sue - Feb 26, 2011 4:17:32 pm PST #13327 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Oh I have been meaning to try those, Jess. Though I was thinking Fudgeo inside of chocolate chip.