Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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DavidS - Nov 20, 2010 9:59:33 am PST #12144 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

( continues...) score, no dialogue, and it's supposed to stand in for the growing tension between the trio.

This is a section where there really should have been some more insertions from the screenwriter (like the dance scene) to flesh out what was happening.

Final scorecord:

Very good things: as noted, all three teen actors were excellent. It's easily Emma's best performance, and Rupert's been really solid for the last three films. Daniel's good, but most of his stuff will come in the last film.

Also excellent, the animated segment recounting the Deathly Hallows backstory. The special effects were great, particularly the Doe patronus. The rendering of Dobby and Kreecher was great, and all the Dobby scenes worked very well.

Really liked the scene of rescuing the sword from the water, and destroying that Horcrux. Though my audience laughed at the brief scene of Harry and Hermione in the nude kissing that the Horcrux conjures to torment Ron.

Bad: Pacing, especially the travelogue shots. Missed comic opportunities. Some easy grace notes that would have been lovely. Also, there were unexplained or barely explained things like, what the broken mirror is, or the backstory on Bill or Mundungus. Those two characters show up for the first time and they should've found space for them earlier in the movie sequence because they're important.

I suspect this is the HP movie I will rewatch the least on DVD.


Laga - Nov 20, 2010 10:23:17 am PST #12145 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my audience laughed at

mine too

I really loved the way they depicted Umbridge's patronus keeping the dementors at bay.

I was distracted by how much Death reminded me of General Grievous... but maybe that should be the other way around.

We didn't get the trailer for Green Lantern but we got one for Green Hornet (programming error?) that looked pretty darn awesome.


§ ita § - Nov 20, 2010 10:37:43 am PST #12146 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if I'm ever going to be not pissed at the Green Hornet. IO9 said that it's getting good reviews, and that the new trailer was Kato-riffic, but apparently Seth Rogen is still in it, and he's still playing a moron. And Chou's fight scenes, at least for that trailer, were crappy and chopped up.

I wasn't asking for a grim and gritty Punisher-like treatment, but come on. This has no tonal relation to the original, and I'm old school and pissed.


Aims - Nov 20, 2010 10:41:33 am PST #12147 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I agree with all of that, however, my biggest complaint about DH1 is the distinct lack of Dursleys. That final farewell to the Dursleys was pretty paramount in the book and it would have wrapped things up nicely with Harry revisiting his cupboard and all. Like Luna's bedroom, it wouldn't have cost anything in special effects and while it would have added about ten minutes to the film, it would have been worth it. What we got just left me pissed off within the first five minutes of the movie and it took me about 30 to get back into it.

I am anxious, however, for the Snape's memory scenes in part 2. Should be rocking, if they do it well.


SuziQ - Nov 20, 2010 11:38:34 am PST #12148 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm miffed that they excluded the Potter Memorial statue and graffiti. Like the missing handshake with Dudley it would have pulled at the heartstrings and had so much emotional payoff.


DavidS - Nov 20, 2010 12:12:15 pm PST #12149 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh yeah, Suzi, that was also a thing I was really looking forward to and they biffed it.

That and Luna's room were two of the most affecting things for me in the last book.


Fiona - Nov 20, 2010 12:50:47 pm PST #12150 of 30000

Reading your comments makes me glad I don't read the books until after I've seen the relevant films.

I enjoyed it very much, and I even managed to follow most of the plot. I think.

(Though this time around the "where have I seen that actor before?" game kept me pretty distracted).


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2010 2:24:23 pm PST #12151 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Anyone who saw Megamind, is there any need to see it in 3D? (We're taking the nieces and nephews tomorrow afternoon and are torn between the old-school talkie and the newfangled tri-dimensional cinematic film.)


Scrappy - Nov 20, 2010 2:42:38 pm PST #12152 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Our friend Andy was propmaster on the Green Hornet and saw it last week and said it was lots of fun. It just got obscenely high scores in previews. He's was a bit surprised, as it was not a happy shoot. Not due to Rogen, who he was very surprised to find was a very together and smart guy, but due to tension between Gondry and the Studio.


Aims - Nov 20, 2010 2:44:18 pm PST #12153 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Steph - Nah. It was pretty fantasmagoric without the 3d.