Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


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§ ita § - Oct 28, 2010 8:07:50 am PDT #11807 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can we have a movie where Robert Downey, Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan play brothers?

Not without Javier Bardem, no.


Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 8:07:51 am PDT #11808 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's saying those movies represent those states. That statement is wrong.


Amy - Oct 28, 2010 8:08:09 am PDT #11809 of 30000
Because books.

Can we have a movie where Robert Downey, Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan play brothers?

NO. Because then they can't be lovers.

What?


sumi - Oct 28, 2010 8:08:24 am PDT #11810 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, yes - Javier Bardem too.

Somebody write it, stat!


Volans - Oct 28, 2010 8:10:42 am PDT #11811 of 30000
move out and draw fire

OK, back to the horror movies. I've never ever heard of Cannibal Holocaust or Inside.

Worth watching or just gross-out?


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 8:12:05 am PDT #11812 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Out of all the states, literally the only movie I've never heard of is the one chose to represent my state. Gummo? WTF?

Someone tell me now: if I IMDB it, will I be traumatized? Like Saw-movie-synopsis traumatized? (That's not a joke, for those who missed that confession in Natter a while ago.)


Amy - Oct 28, 2010 8:12:20 am PDT #11813 of 30000
Because books.

I'd never heard of Beyond, either.

I'd consider it and Inside, but I think I'd pass on Cannibal Holocaust.


Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2010 8:13:21 am PDT #11814 of 30000
hwæt

Ohio's film should definitely be Heathers.


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2010 8:13:25 am PDT #11815 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here you go, Teppy:

Lonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.

Could work for Michigan just as well, really.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:02 am PDT #11816 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Lonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.

Shit, man, we don't even need tornadoes to do THAT.