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Amy - Oct 28, 2010 8:12:20 am PDT #11813 of 30000
Because books.

I'd never heard of Beyond, either.

I'd consider it and Inside, but I think I'd pass on Cannibal Holocaust.


Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2010 8:13:21 am PDT #11814 of 30000
hwæt

Ohio's film should definitely be Heathers.


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2010 8:13:25 am PDT #11815 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here you go, Teppy:

Lonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.

Could work for Michigan just as well, really.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:02 am PDT #11816 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Lonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.

Shit, man, we don't even need tornadoes to do THAT.


Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:12 am PDT #11817 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Inside

Eeeep! That movie makes me shudder.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 28, 2010 8:43:08 am PDT #11818 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

OK, back to the horror movies. I've never ever heard of Cannibal Holocaust or Inside.

Worth watching or just gross-out?

Cannibal Holocaust is the one where they actually filmed animals being maimed and killed, right? Definite pass from me.

I recall having the impression Gummo was like Kid Eraserhead, but I've never seen it.


Volans - Oct 28, 2010 8:44:42 am PDT #11819 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Cannibal Holocaust is the one where they actually filmed animals being maimed and killed, right? Definite pass from me.

Yes, according to the comments on that site. So I'm crossing it off my list. And I'm not sure I can handle Inside as it hits some personal squicks.


Polter-Cow - Oct 28, 2010 8:45:47 am PDT #11820 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I recall having the impression Gummo was like Kid Eraserhead, but I've never seen it.

I haven't seen it either. I only remember the promo photo of the freaky-looking kid in the tub.


Fred Pete - Oct 28, 2010 8:55:26 am PDT #11821 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I never even heard of the movie for Wisconsin!

I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it's a far better choice than anything inspired by Ed Gein.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 28, 2010 8:57:13 am PDT #11822 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Worth watching or just gross-out?

Inside was one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen. Really, really gross as well. And most definitely not a movie to see if you are pregnant. Beatrice Dalle gives unbelievably convincing psycho.