Can we have a movie where Robert Downey, Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan play brothers?
NO. Because then they can't be lovers.
What?
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Amy - Oct 28, 2010 8:08:09 am PDT #11809 of 30000
Because books.
sumi - Oct 28, 2010 8:08:24 am PDT #11810 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Ooh, yes - Javier Bardem too.
Somebody write it, stat!
Volans - Oct 28, 2010 8:10:42 am PDT #11811 of 30000
move out and draw fire
OK, back to the horror movies. I've never ever heard of Cannibal Holocaust or Inside.
Worth watching or just gross-out?
Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 8:12:05 am PDT #11812 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Out of all the states, literally the only movie I've never heard of is the one chose to represent my state. Gummo? WTF?
Someone tell me now: if I IMDB it, will I be traumatized? Like Saw-movie-synopsis traumatized? (That's not a joke, for those who missed that confession in Natter a while ago.)
Amy - Oct 28, 2010 8:12:20 am PDT #11813 of 30000
Because books.
I'd never heard of Beyond, either.
I'd consider it and Inside, but I think I'd pass on Cannibal Holocaust.
Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2010 8:13:21 am PDT #11814 of 30000
hwæt
Ohio's film should definitely be Heathers.
§ ita § - Oct 28, 2010 8:13:25 am PDT #11815 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here you go, Teppy:
Lonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.
Could work for Michigan just as well, really.
Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:02 am PDT #11816 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Lonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.
Shit, man, we don't even need tornadoes to do THAT.
Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:12 am PDT #11817 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Inside
Eeeep! That movie makes me shudder.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 28, 2010 8:43:08 am PDT #11818 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
OK, back to the horror movies. I've never ever heard of Cannibal Holocaust or Inside.
Worth watching or just gross-out?
Cannibal Holocaust is the one where they actually filmed animals being maimed and killed, right? Definite pass from me.
I recall having the impression Gummo was like Kid Eraserhead, but I've never seen it.