The Goonies!?!?!?! How can anyone dislike The Goonies!?!??!?!
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Sophia Brooks - May 07, 2009 3:14:31 pm PDT #1089 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
DavidS - May 07, 2009 3:15:11 pm PDT #1090 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh, no no no. Never dis The Goonies!!!
Not only do I dis it, I pull off its head and shit down its neck.
Then I put it inside a turducken and deep fry it. When it's golden brown and crispy, I deface it with magic markers, mocking it in pidgin French and then I bury it in a box in a hole with an atomic powered iPod set to play Celine Dion in an endless loop.
Sophia Brooks - May 07, 2009 3:16:04 pm PDT #1091 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
OK, now you are just baiting us!
Steph L. - May 07, 2009 3:16:25 pm PDT #1092 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Well, I admire your over-the-top-ness of your dislike, in a Moulin Rouge way.
DavidS - May 07, 2009 3:17:02 pm PDT #1093 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
OK, now you are just baiting us!
How can you doubt the sincerity of my hatred for The Goonies?
DavidS - May 07, 2009 3:19:06 pm PDT #1094 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wow, that had a lot of typos. Because I was blind with Goonies induced rage.
Sophia Brooks - May 07, 2009 3:21:17 pm PDT #1095 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
How can you doubt the sincerity of my hatred for The Goonies?
Hating The Goonies means you lack a soul.
I know you have a soul, therefore, you must not hate The Goonies with that much passion.
My worst theatre going experience (not counting Hellraiser IV, which I pretty much watched through my fingers) was Cape Fear (the remake). I thought it sucked, and hated myself for my sheeplike tendencies as a high school student (I am pretty sure I drove)
DavidS - May 07, 2009 3:22:47 pm PDT #1096 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hating The Goonies means you lack a soul.
To the contrary, it wounded my very soul with its craptapulence.
Steph L. - May 07, 2009 3:23:50 pm PDT #1097 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
My low-water mark for Bad Movies was, for many many MANY years, Rhinestone, the movie in which Sylvester Stallone SANG. Country music. With Dolly Parton.
My bad-movie assessment was always, "Well, it was bad, but not as bad as Rhinestone."
Only Magnolia managed to unseat Rhinestone, and I now use Magnolia as the Bad Movie Comparator against which all other movies are measured.
Ailleann - May 07, 2009 3:30:23 pm PDT #1098 of 30000
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Though I have not seen it, my parents' Bad Movie Comparator has always been Delta Force.
Mine is Eye of the Beholder. God, not even Ewan McGregor could save that dreck.