If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 11:36:21 am PDT #4602 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Deena, insent.


Vortex - Mar 24, 2009 11:40:52 am PDT #4603 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Speaking of superheroes, this was cute:

Thai 'Spider-Man' Saves Boy in Peril

An everyday hero became a superhero to save a boy in distress Monday.
Rescue workers got the call when an 8-year-old autistic boy had crawled out onto a third-floor ledge at a Bangkok special needs school, AFP reported. The boy was scared because it was his first day at the school, police said.
Thai firefighter Somchai Yoosabai became a super hero to an 8-year-old Thai boy Monday when he dressed up as Spider-Man to coax the boy from a third-floor building ledge. The boy, who has autism, had crawled out the window because he was scared during his first day at a Bangkok special needs school.
After the boy's mother mentioned that the child loved superheroes, firefighter Somchai Yoosabai hustled to his fire station and donned a Spider-Man costume that he kept to wear during school fire drills.
"I told him Spider-Man is here to rescue you, no monsters are going to attack you and I told him to walk slowly towards me as running could be dangerous," Somchai said. The boy then stood and let Sonchai carry him in, AFP reported.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 11:45:20 am PDT #4604 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Speaking of superheroes, this was cute:
OK, that is awesome!


Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2009 11:47:46 am PDT #4605 of 30000
brillig

Question for spouses: I'm doing the taxes, and I just signed for Hubby so I can get it mailed off today. As I forged his signature, I wondered how many wives/SOs routinely sign for their husbands/other SOs.

Is spousal forgery one of the unspoken perks of partnership?


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 11:49:38 am PDT #4606 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is spousal forgery one of the unspoken perks of partnership?

I've always thought so.

Maybe it's just because my parents have always done that.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 11:53:34 am PDT #4607 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

My mother is a scary-good forger, from her title-company days. Like, literally, it's good she's honest. That's why that West Wing where the one secretary can sign Bartlet's name makes me laugh.


Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:10:00 pm PDT #4608 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

resume fiascoes....

I had to tell my little brother a few years back that he really shouldn't include "served as jury foreman on a high-profile murder case" and "held up at gunpoint" on his resume. He was applying for a job with the company I work for so fortunately he sent it to me first. HeadDesk.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 12:10:57 pm PDT #4609 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"held up at gunpoint"

Ummmm... and he thought this should go on his resume because why?


Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:12:08 pm PDT #4610 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

It happened on the job and he talked about it in light of his quick-thinking and such. Oy!


amych - Mar 24, 2009 12:13:41 pm PDT #4611 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oy! is right. Given that it was on the job, I can even see it being the answer to one of those "tell us about how you handled a difficult situation at work" interview questions -- but those don't go on the resume either!