"held up at gunpoint"
Ummmm... and he thought this should go on his resume because why?
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
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tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 12:10:57 pm PDT #4609 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:12:08 pm PDT #4610 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
It happened on the job and he talked about it in light of his quick-thinking and such. Oy!
amych - Mar 24, 2009 12:13:41 pm PDT #4611 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oy! is right. Given that it was on the job, I can even see it being the answer to one of those "tell us about how you handled a difficult situation at work" interview questions -- but those don't go on the resume either!
Toddson - Mar 24, 2009 12:13:56 pm PDT #4612 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"Didn't get killed at previous job."
guess it could be a qualification ....
erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 12:14:27 pm PDT #4613 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Maybe as an interview story? Or would he look like Victim Guy?
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 12:16:49 pm PDT #4614 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe as an interview story? Or would he look like Victim Guy?
When the interviewer asks him for his biggest weakness, he could say, "I don't like to take a bullet for the company" or something....
Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:16:56 pm PDT #4615 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I told him it was like he was living in The Sopranos universe or something what with the murder and guns. I don't know what the hell he was thinking. I bet his old resume is on more than a few walls of shame. Hell, I'd have kept it and pulled it out when I needed a laugh.
Vortex - Mar 24, 2009 12:18:00 pm PDT #4616 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Hell, if that was the case, I should have "didn't choke the everliving shit out of the pompous sack of crap that is my boss, performed daily"
Although, if someone had "held at gunpoint" on their resume, I would be tempted to give them an interview, just 'cause.
erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 12:19:57 pm PDT #4617 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"Don't expect too much, but I have to hear this story."
-t - Mar 24, 2009 12:20:45 pm PDT #4618 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Is spousal forgery one of the unspoken perks of partnership?
It's not something I ever do, but I think that i s a personal oddness of mine. My husband certainly thinks so (though I don't think he is ever in a position to sign my name to anything and I wouldn't like it if he did it, but he wouldn't mind if I signed for him)
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