Speaking of superheroes, this was cute:OK, that is awesome!
Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 11:45:20 am PDT #4604 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2009 11:47:46 am PDT #4605 of 30000
brillig
Question for spouses: I'm doing the taxes, and I just signed for Hubby so I can get it mailed off today. As I forged his signature, I wondered how many wives/SOs routinely sign for their husbands/other SOs.
Is spousal forgery one of the unspoken perks of partnership?
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 11:49:38 am PDT #4606 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is spousal forgery one of the unspoken perks of partnership?
I've always thought so.
Maybe it's just because my parents have always done that.
erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 11:53:34 am PDT #4607 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
My mother is a scary-good forger, from her title-company days. Like, literally, it's good she's honest. That's why that West Wing where the one secretary can sign Bartlet's name makes me laugh.
Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:10:00 pm PDT #4608 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
resume fiascoes....
I had to tell my little brother a few years back that he really shouldn't include "served as jury foreman on a high-profile murder case" and "held up at gunpoint" on his resume. He was applying for a job with the company I work for so fortunately he sent it to me first. HeadDesk.
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 12:10:57 pm PDT #4609 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"held up at gunpoint"
Ummmm... and he thought this should go on his resume because why?
Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:12:08 pm PDT #4610 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
It happened on the job and he talked about it in light of his quick-thinking and such. Oy!
amych - Mar 24, 2009 12:13:41 pm PDT #4611 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oy! is right. Given that it was on the job, I can even see it being the answer to one of those "tell us about how you handled a difficult situation at work" interview questions -- but those don't go on the resume either!
Toddson - Mar 24, 2009 12:13:56 pm PDT #4612 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
"Didn't get killed at previous job."
guess it could be a qualification ....
erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 12:14:27 pm PDT #4613 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Maybe as an interview story? Or would he look like Victim Guy?